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Shoe Penis rule. (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah, I fucken love Megapiss

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah, I fucken love pegging

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Sorry, no. I don't see cheese on the list

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The cheese is currently...hidden.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

with songs like “piss sells… but whos buyin?”

[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago

The more I think about "eggy wets" the less I want to know

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I can't tell if "The Eggy Wets" are a hardcore band or british invasion

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
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All of the above: vaginal secretions in reaction to a hardcore British invasion band.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"I want to get your eggy wet"

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I looked at eggy wets and it immediately stood out. It's the only real band name deserving amy attention.

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

Brian Disease

Who's Brian? What kind of disease does he have?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Brian's disease. Sorta like Lou Gehrig it's kinda freaky he ended up with it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Brian IS the disease.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: TOILET DAD

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

How did you come up with your band name?

Well, my Dad was using the toilet...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

As if Bathroom Dad wasn’t enough

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

The Diet of Worms isn't bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I think it's important that you know that another human being on Lemmy got both sides of your joke. You earned my upvote.

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Brian Disease seems like a winner

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They'd have to put up with the Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull syndrome of people thinking Brian Disease is the name of the lead singer.

e: This guy gets it.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Already taken. It's what I call my Hot Hot Heat! Cover band.

I quite like Brian Disease though, but I haven't to imagine it is also taken.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I like Brian Disease.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Damn guess I'm the one who liked Diet of Worms

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Diet of Worms is clearly the best choice.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Big Horse Funeral fan myself personally.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Brian Disease too

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Löded Diper

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

'Shoe Penis' has good energy, but might limit bookings for Bar/Bat-Mitzvahs and Quinceañeras.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Starfucker got pretty far before they had to change their name. Dunno if they did any quinceneras though

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Diet of Worms is a dope name

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Baba slaga has a nice ring to it

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like the kings of Game Of Thrones naming their swords.

PS: best name is horse funeral, no doubt

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Brian disease is not bad too.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Bad Foul to publish his list online. The band list name ist like a list for your future child names

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hat Man is out of the question then?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I can’t decide between Shoe Penis and Toilet Dad.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I like to think Hat man/Hatman is the full name and the "Hatman" part is pronounced like it's someone's surname.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hat man / Hatman

A man who wears a hat / a hat who is a man

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