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Pictures of my tiny peanis (and beanis) (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

stalin-approval nice peanis comrade

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

It'll get bigger I swear! just give me a bit of time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hexbear is not a dating site

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Too cold to grow date palms where I live.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and wonderful green peaness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You can really taste the peaness!

(the lead-up is worth it, but impatient folks can skip to 1:20 for the joke)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Imagine telling on yourself like this - you're just gonna come out and announce to the whole fediverse that you're a proud legoomer?

Shame on you!

Edit: I think this is genuinely my favourite comment of all time and I'm glad that two other people have witnessed it. I'm pretty sure I've peaked on Hexbear and it's all downhill for this account from here on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Delicious green