150
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by AOCapitulator@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago

also, lol, lmao

"I'm glad to see the 'international community' is approving of the opinion I have!"

"lmfao losers you just want approval"

Like cmon bro,

load more comments (7 replies)
[-] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago

"I am not racist...Shing Shong Ling Long removed"

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

Damn the hexbears are gonna be so rude and unfriendly when they get to interact with the normal people of lemmy.

[-] macabrett@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

The fedeverse shouldn't fear us. They need us.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago

I really wonder what John Brown would think of us. A bunch of weird, foul mouthed people espousing economic and political systems that he might not have heard of, with bizarre hair and clothes, cheering him on.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

he'd probably learn that slave patrols were professionalized and organized at all levels of government and conclude that his crusade had failed

willem-van-spronsen

[-] macabrett@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

He'd think we were losers and then recruit us to be the vanguard of his war party so we would die first. I'd happily join.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

All of us together add up to at least two, maybe three, competent riflepeople.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Tervell would train us into a competent slaver hit squad

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

I was just over on the 'gram informing everyone that Davy Crockett was a shithead for dying alongside traitorus slavers and that after the Mexican Army was done sending the Texans to hell they liberated two enslaved people who had been held captive by the Texans.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] VHS@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago
[-] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 2 years ago

Yo I just noticed that Finland and Norway escapes the imperialist community label. What gives?

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's messed up to let them off the hook but throw Czechia in, we were basically colonized after Czechoslovakia fell

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

Probably wasn't handmade but just picked from any random same map that just happened to not include Finland and Norway on that topic.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

How is this not an emote already?

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] TheWorldSpins@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

Not a single "methinks" in the entire comment. Redditors are evolving...

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago

Imagine carrying your Reddit branded avatar over onto Lemmy lmao

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

And it's the default reddit-logo pfp too

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

okay maybe it's a good bit

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Either it's extremely funny or ChatGPT has come a long ways because I refuse to believe an actual human being could do that unironically.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] MCU_H8ER@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

Hold up did this loser actually:

  • download the default reddit pfp pic
  • upload it to his Lemmy profile
[-] Nightcastle@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

In the country I live in China is definitely more respected than the USA.

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

Internationally

It's funny how libs ALWAYS take europe, north america and Australia for the whole world. It's the same assumption in every single comment criticizing China for whatever reason

[-] Krause@lemmygrad.ml 60 points 2 years ago

The International Community:

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

"I just hate the government, not the people" I say as I squint my eyes with my fingers

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Doesn't removed happen when they post a slur?

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 2 years ago

Yes. Text that matches the slur filter regex is replaced with removed.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] booty@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago
[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

kind-vladimir-ilyich has never been a more relevant emoji

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

ping pong authoritarian

Based. Anyone using a decadent Western handshake grip instead of a proletarian Chinese pen hold grip should be sent for 20 years of Laogai.

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

ping pong authoritarian government

Winnie the whining Pooh

Shing Shing ling long removed (lmao) CCP bots

This is like if you gave a fox news boomer moonshine and asked it to do a stream of consciousness on China

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

This is like if you gave a fox news boomer moonshine and asked it to do a stream of consciousness on China

When your average redditor is to the right of fucking Hitler.

[-] MCU_H8ER@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Reddit proves Yakub theory may have some legitimacy.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

John Brown is dead. Now is the time of monsters.

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago
load more comments (11 replies)
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Me epically owning le CCP

(TW: Racism)

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

It's not like I'm mad that they're saying it. It's just pathetic. Do I get mad at cussing children? Is the word so horrible to me? No, it just stops them from being more articulate. It stunts their development. If a child is taking shots of alcohol it doesn't effect my body, but it's a pitiful sight. The racism while going to bat for finance capital is just sad, comrades.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
150 points (100.0% liked)

the_dunk_tank

16042 readers
1 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS