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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago (7 children)

also, lol, lmao

"I'm glad to see the 'international community' is approving of the opinion I have!"

"lmfao losers you just want approval"

Like cmon bro,

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I am not racist...Shing Shong Ling Long removed"

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

to be fair, they didnt claim to not be racist

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn the hexbears are gonna be so rude and unfriendly when they get to interact with the normal people of lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

The fedeverse shouldn't fear us. They need us.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really wonder what John Brown would think of us. A bunch of weird, foul mouthed people espousing economic and political systems that he might not have heard of, with bizarre hair and clothes, cheering him on.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

he'd probably learn that slave patrols were professionalized and organized at all levels of government and conclude that his crusade had failed

willem-van-spronsen

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He'd think we were losers and then recruit us to be the vanguard of his war party so we would die first. I'd happily join.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

All of us together add up to at least two, maybe three, competent riflepeople.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

im an owl i cant even hold gun blob-no-thoughts

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

You would be our little drummer owl.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tervell would train us into a competent slaver hit squad

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I was just over on the 'gram informing everyone that Davy Crockett was a shithead for dying alongside traitorus slavers and that after the Mexican Army was done sending the Texans to hell they liberated two enslaved people who had been held captive by the Texans.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

Not a single "methinks" in the entire comment. Redditors are evolving...

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yo I just noticed that Finland and Norway escapes the imperialist community label. What gives?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's messed up to let them off the hook but throw Czechia in, we were basically colonized after Czechoslovakia fell

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

Probably wasn't handmade but just picked from any random same map that just happened to not include Finland and Norway on that topic.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How is this not an emote already?

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine carrying your Reddit branded avatar over onto Lemmy lmao

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And it's the default reddit-logo pfp too

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

okay maybe it's a good bit

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Either it's extremely funny or ChatGPT has come a long ways because I refuse to believe an actual human being could do that unironically.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Hold up did this loser actually:

  • download the default reddit pfp pic
  • upload it to his Lemmy profile
[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the country I live in China is definitely more respected than the USA.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Internationally

It's funny how libs ALWAYS take europe, north america and Australia for the whole world. It's the same assumption in every single comment criticizing China for whatever reason

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The International Community:

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

for some reason

us-foreign-policy

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

"I just hate the government, not the people" I say as I squint my eyes with my fingers

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

Least racist China hater

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Doesn't removed happen when they post a slur?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes. Text that matches the slur filter regex is replaced with removed.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

kind-vladimir-ilyich has never been a more relevant emoji

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

ping pong authoritarian

Based. Anyone using a decadent Western handshake grip instead of a proletarian Chinese pen hold grip should be sent for 20 years of Laogai.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ping pong authoritarian government

Winnie the whining Pooh

Shing Shing ling long removed (lmao) CCP bots

This is like if you gave a fox news boomer moonshine and asked it to do a stream of consciousness on China

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

This is like if you gave a fox news boomer moonshine and asked it to do a stream of consciousness on China

When your average redditor is to the right of fucking Hitler.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

John Brown is dead. Now is the time of monsters.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Reddit proves Yakub theory may have some legitimacy.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

It's not like I'm mad that they're saying it. It's just pathetic. Do I get mad at cussing children? Is the word so horrible to me? No, it just stops them from being more articulate. It stunts their development. If a child is taking shots of alcohol it doesn't effect my body, but it's a pitiful sight. The racism while going to bat for finance capital is just sad, comrades.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Me epically owning le CCP

(TW: Racism)

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