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[–] 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm like 98% sure they do.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah. In college my friends used to make fun of my confirming attendance to things in percentages.

    "You coming to the party later tonight?"

    "Yeah, I'm like 70% sure I'll be there"

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I make up random percentages for things 76.5% of the time

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    80% here. It’s actually a great way to communicate approximate confidence

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    "I'm 99% sure of this."

    "It's 50/50."

    "I agree with about 25% of what you said."

    "There's not a 1% chance you're right."

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    My favorite that trips people up is "nine times out of a hundred"

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Same energy as "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it"

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?

    And that's an absolute fact. I absolutely 110% pulled that fact out of my ass.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    In the future,

    User: why does the pencil break every time I sharpen it?

    GPT models: Statistics, that pulled out of the ass, shows that only 23% of social media users know how to properly sharpen a pencil. This is mainly due to lack of training. Let me help you with the steps:

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    One call that I never will forget came at close to four A.M., waking me; he must have just gotten up in Los Angeles. His voice said, "Alex Haley?" I said, sleepily, "Yes? Oh, hey, Malcolm!" His voice said, "I trust you seventy percent" -- and then he hung up.

    Afterword to The Autobiography of Malcolm X

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Normalize this. Measure everything thing that is measurable, and make everything measurable that is not measurable. We need quantifiable communication. End linguistic quinary!

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I do about 80% of the time, and I try to be genuine in my approximations, and I will adjust them as more information comes in.

    And if I promise you over 100%, it's something that I'm really excited about and that if you bail there's x% chance I'm going to not let you out of it, or find someone to fill in your roll.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    No, but I might start.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I answer like that when someone asks me if I'm sure about something. I only answer in increments of 5, though.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah, being too specific just raises more questions in people.

    If I say I am 92.6% sure, they look at me funny.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    When I'm uncertain about something, I'll often go with "I'm 76.5% sure that..." (Or some other number which reflects my confidence).

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    On a mental estimate… 15% of the time.

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    The only time I ever answer in a percentage is when im almost certain it'll happen, like 60% sure

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'd love a 50% and 1000% emoji.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Because no-one says 50/50 chance?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    60% of the time, it works every time!

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    Yes? Isn't it the normal thing to do when someone's uncertain?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    There are a lot of questions and statements with nuanced answers and replies, such as this exact exchange we're currently experiencing. 100% therefor indicates that you would have captured the concept perfectly as it relates to both of our relative experiences, without anything to correct or add.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If it’s not 100% then it’s just a maybe.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Ten billion percent correct

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I like to give my percentages in like 93% prime numbers. It confuses people about 87% of the time.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Ill go about half sometimes

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