I'm like 98% sure they do.
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Yeah. In college my friends used to make fun of my confirming attendance to things in percentages.
"You coming to the party later tonight?"
"Yeah, I'm like 70% sure I'll be there"
I make up random percentages for things 76.5% of the time
80% here. It’s actually a great way to communicate approximate confidence
"I'm 99% sure of this."
"It's 50/50."
"I agree with about 25% of what you said."
"There's not a 1% chance you're right."
My favorite that trips people up is "nine times out of a hundred"
Same energy as "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it"
“Spilt milk under the bridge.”
"Water under the fridge"
Probably a misaligned drain hose
Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?
And that's an absolute fact. I absolutely 110% pulled that fact out of my ass.
There he goes, the highest dude in the fediverse
In the future,
User: why does the pencil break every time I sharpen it?
GPT models: Statistics, that pulled out of the ass, shows that only 23% of social media users know how to properly sharpen a pencil. This is mainly due to lack of training. Let me help you with the steps:
Given that every time my friend uses my can opener she has to ask me or figure out how to use it, I believe there are plenty of adults who don't know how to sharpen a pencil.
One call that I never will forget came at close to four A.M., waking me; he must have just gotten up in Los Angeles. His voice said, "Alex Haley?" I said, sleepily, "Yes? Oh, hey, Malcolm!" His voice said, "I trust you seventy percent" -- and then he hung up.
Afterword to The Autobiography of Malcolm X
Normalize this. Measure everything thing that is measurable, and make everything measurable that is not measurable. We need quantifiable communication. End linguistic quinary!
I do about 80% of the time, and I try to be genuine in my approximations, and I will adjust them as more information comes in.
And if I promise you over 100%, it's something that I'm really excited about and that if you bail there's x% chance I'm going to not let you out of it, or find someone to fill in your roll.
I answer like that when someone asks me if I'm sure about something. I only answer in increments of 5, though.
Yeah, being too specific just raises more questions in people.
If I say I am 92.6% sure, they look at me funny.
If you ask me at what time we should meet, there's a 78.8174% chance I'll say somethink like "8:51" or "12:27", then i message you shortly before and say "sorry I might be 17 seconds late" (but I'll make a point coming precisely at the time I said)
When I'm uncertain about something, I'll often go with "I'm 76.5% sure that..." (Or some other number which reflects my confidence).
The only time I ever answer in a percentage is when im almost certain it'll happen, like 60% sure
I'd love a 50% and 1000% emoji.
Because no-one says 50/50 chance?
There are a lot of questions and statements with nuanced answers and replies, such as this exact exchange we're currently experiencing. 100% therefor indicates that you would have captured the concept perfectly as it relates to both of our relative experiences, without anything to correct or add.
If it’s not 100% then it’s just a maybe.
I like to give my percentages in like 93% prime numbers. It confuses people about 87% of the time.
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