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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?

And that's an absolute fact. I absolutely 110% pulled that fact out of my ass.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

There he goes, the highest dude in the fediverse

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You spelled drunkest wrong.

But I might have some more weed around when I get home..

[-] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In the future,

User: why does the pencil break every time I sharpen it?

GPT models: Statistics, that pulled out of the ass, shows that only 23% of social media users know how to properly sharpen a pencil. This is mainly due to lack of training. Let me help you with the steps:

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

I hope Google has fixed that problem in the future

Otherwise they'll just pull the plug.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Given that every time my friend uses my can opener she has to ask me or figure out how to use it, I believe there are plenty of adults who don't know how to sharpen a pencil.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

First you have to show her how to sharpen a can opener, then show her how to light a pan on fire.

You got this ๐Ÿ‘

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You think I sharpen my own can opener? I ain't got time for that. I hire a bunch of microscopic guys with files to do it for me.

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