As someone who works outside most of the day, this meme is bullshit. It's hot as fuck out here and it's not even summer yet.
True!
I'm already drinking between 1.5 to 2.5 gallons a day! I don't think I can up my intake much more.
Outside is where the mosquitos live.
There’s sunlight too. Gross.
I feel attacked
Perhaps I should go touch grass
Edit: Fun fact: it's allergy season and I'm now itchy. 10/10 would recommend touching grass anyways.
I’ll go outside, but I am NOT putting the phone down.
At least put pants on
I walk outside as God intended.
Balls swinging, crocs squeaking.
no
Ok, just look out for that p...
Oh, never mind. Should I call an ambulance?
What was the P? Pole? Pothole? Pussycat?
Why the fuck would an """all-knowing god""" need to test people?
Only the most benevolent of beings test people.
For fun
Because humans experience a lot of growth during trials and tribulations.
Fuck that; he's all powerful, if he wants me to improve he should use his divine magic and do it himself.
Ah yes, the Mother Theresa approach. You know, she accepted modern medicine near the end, despite denying it to others. This is more often than not the truth of this subject amongst the "devout".
Going outside? What for, exactly?
Just be confident and have a shower. 99% of your problems will be solved if you just did that.
Wow, that completely healed an entire childhood of trauma in a single comment.
Jokes on you, Jesus. I'm outside on my phone.
Outside? But that's where the evil tree pollen is D:
The grass here is spiky and horrible. It'll break the skin, it's basically walking on occasional thorns. I don't recommend touching grass in all situations, and I need to move
Have you considered shoes?
Outside is overrated. We have food and shade and air conditioning and fans and screens to keep bugs out and real computers (fuck phones) and videogames and books and all sorts of shit inside. Outside is a nightmare of garbage weather, bugs, skin cancer, strangers, and who knows how much random bullshit you can get into.
Fuck outside.
No.
I went outside yesterday and the mosquitoes almost carried me off - and it's not even full summer yet.
Stupid warm winter. Stupid global warming.
Go outside so you can melt like an ice cream cone in the sun.
Vampires don't go outside. Sun burns.
What if you pitched a tent in your living room and got inside it with a second phone in your other hand?
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