this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

You braved the world outside of your goon cave?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Why you gotta call me out like that c'mon stoooooooooooop

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Huh. I just watched this movie last night and now see this gif for the first time lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Same, this scene was happening and I was like wait why isn't this already a common reaction on hexbear or lefty-twitter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

Break a deal, spin the wheel!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

so the soviet union still exists in the mad max universe? damn....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah, the resource wars begin in the 80's if I recall correctly and the Buzzards from Fury Road definitely speak Russian, so very likely Soviet Union still exists

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

trochę zazdro ngl :sadness:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

just pop some testo blockers, keep your hair AND lose all the horni lea-finger-guns

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Didn’t realize testosterone blockers did that. Putting that down as a plus.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

It's been an amazing experience meow-bounce

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I will have you know I have never been horny in my life!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Rookie numbers

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

„Oh just hava wank m8, it's that easy m8”

I NEED HUGS, I NEED CUDDLES, I NEED HAND HOLDING, ~~I NEED TO BE LEASHED AND PEGGED TILL I GO STUPID~~

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I can tell if I want to go spray-bottle or same bottom-speak

Edit: or maybe I should go top-use-words

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hugging and cuddling a cute boy and leashing him and making him go crazy sounds like a great thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

:hyperflush: stop

edit: maybe don't

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well I'm going to stop here, I don't think I should write this kinda stuff on hexbear/lemmygrad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

These look like amphibia characters 😮

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

That only staves it off a couple hours. When I was a teenager it’d last like 10 minutes. I’m so tired.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Look, alright, I'm doing my best to reduce my burden

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Nooooooooooooooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

literally me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

the newshogs are also sad fyi

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I'm so horny... for studying the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

No more 💉

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago