You shall not ass!
this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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But ass is all I want!
Sit, you fools
There are two types of people in the world:
- People who will just plop down and ruin it without any thought whatsoever.
- People who will refuse to sit in it and mess it up even if there are no other chairs.
The first type are the worst. Encountered one of those the other day when shopping. They just left their shopping cart next to the conveyor belt at checkout, literally blocking me from pushing mine forward so i could load up the belt. I nudged it a little, but they didnt react. Then suddenly, the cashier asked if a jar of peanut butter at the end of the belt was theirs. They were like “oh, yes it is”.
I thought they would grab it and also see that they left their cart in my way, and move it. Nope they grabbed the PB and handed it to the cashier, finished checking out, and left with all their shit in bags, sans cart. Absolutely ridiculous!
"Mate, you forgot your trolley"
Simple solution.
They were a little too far away to tell them without basically shouting, but in hindsight I probably should have done so. I was just so dumbfounded at how selfish and unaware of their surroundings they were.
You're nicer than me. I would have totally This. Is. SPARTA'd it with my foot right into them.
I should have! Instead, once they started leaving i just slammed my cart into that one to push it outta the way.
Yea sure, wizard my ass. Famous last words told to a wizard.
Do they make jeans that leave art impressions? Seems like a billion dollar idea.
I have other preferences, but I totally understand.
or Gandalf had beans, sat down and cannot only blow ring figures while smoking
Gandass? Yes, I was called that once.
Someone's ass has a big nose.
Gyatdalf
I need to see this person's ass.
Haha
Ass
Lets just enjoy the Gandalf art