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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At one point I switched to, "I won't be able to do that." Seems to invite fewer questions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

This is the way. Switching to a more accurate reason is also a way of accepting the fact you are low on energy. Its a step towards improvement :)

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A business-coded variant you can use if you want is "I don't have the bandwidth for that". It's been effective for me so far.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Bandwidth or "headspace" are my favourites, the second one being almost exactly equivalent to "I can't be bothered to think about that".

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Depending on who I am talking to I might say "I don't have the energy."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Every second of your schedule IS accounted for. You're just ignoring the required downtime that you need between things you're doing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

This is a nice way of putting it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"Nah I don't want to. Fuck off"