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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A business-coded variant you can use if you want is "I don't have the bandwidth for that". It's been effective for me so far.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Bandwidth or "headspace" are my favourites, the second one being almost exactly equivalent to "I can't be bothered to think about that".