Instead of laughing he should have learned from their warnings.
Get a blue robe with stars on them. That is what all the fancy wizards wear.
Magnificent.
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
I get that reference!
I love casting spellz
Lie down with the dogs, wake up with fleas.
I cast self-loathing and feelings of inadequacy!
20 😞
Crowd fund this man a weekend in Amsterdam
Should have started looksmaxing.
The truth is girls have way more options than guys and girls aren't going to choose the worst option.
But still 30 is still young. (I actually can't believe how far away and old 30 once felt). But look after yourself and be nice to be around. Someone will touch your peepee.
But also they need to personalitymax. Pretty don’t keep me company
dunno I've seen some visually mismatched (by social/tv media standards) couples. The fat white weeabo man with the cutesy japanese girlfriend exists, I've seen him and he's huge yet somehow absolutely terrifyingly good at ddr/itg. The man defies gravity on those no bar cardio tracks. There are others too but this man is a legend at the arcade I frequented in highschool. Actually I've has suspicions that he is just fat looking, but actually rock solid if you were to poke his belly. In hindsight probably not the worst option...
There is maybe a subtle but big difference between being a fat slob and being powerful.
Big guys/ strong guys always seemed to be attractive at least to some people. Henry the 8th was big to look good. Apparently he was much slimmer as a youth.
But I'm not a woman and I have no first hand experience on being overweight so what do I know?
I mean, you don’t have to become a wizard
<glances at Glock 19 on table>
You'll still turn 30, with the added benefit of not having a chance to not become a wizard
I put on my wizard robe.
and hat
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