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[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

Sadly it didn't last very long, the boy was immediately banned from the pool for littering into the pool.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Then everyone clapped. That child later grew up to be Albert Einstein.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

All in all this is something a sugar high eight year old would do.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I nearly drowned at 7 when another kid at the wading pool asked if I wanted to go down a water slide into the deeper pool with her. I was aware that I didn't know how to swim, but I didn't really understand why that was important. Kids are dumb, especially when interacting with other kids.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

blasts theme from Top Gun

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wut… none of this has anything to do with a kid being smart.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Albert Einstein of love.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Didn't he marry his cousin in second or third marriage or something? Just saying

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

they don't yet know how much more important a phone is then love Kappa

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this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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