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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

You think people do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

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[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago

The Zuck has not been 36 since he shed his baby skin some 800 years ago.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Didn't his people seed life on Earth millions of years ago then fuck off into space and eventually create the Xenomorphs?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If so then he's the dudblood of the species.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

I also heard he likes to strangle kittens. But don't quote me on that.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

I also heard he likes to strangle kittens.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

"Don't quote me on that."

-Diplomjodler3

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

“Don’t quote me on that.”

-Diplomjodler3

- Michael Scott

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You kill 100% of the kittens you don’t strangle.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Fake news. It wasn’t Covid, it was autoerotic asphyxiation.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Get out of my head. Came here to say this

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Don't give us hope

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I'm happy that things around the world are improving, i am not one missed paycheck from death, and they used that giant fan to get rid of climate change...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

They shipped his remains to his home planet Zorg.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He’s okay I guess.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

RIP Mark Zuckerberg †2020.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Kinda makes me wish I had a facebook account to just go ham with fake "RIP Zuk" posts.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"But, that would cost money!" - Zucc

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Do androids get flesh diseases?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I wish he were.

this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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