has AOT vibes

Mexico has such cool religious art that this is just offensively ugly. Even if you don't like religion the art is pretty cool. This is ugly on the Touchdown Jesus level of ugly.

Did Hideo Kojima make this?

You know, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.

Ricky Bobby approves.

All hail the lord and saviour lord Farquadd

That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!

As a person utterly devoid of religion, I still used to enjoy visiting the temples of the various faiths, to see what they'd come up with. I think that period might be at an end.

I'm not a christian and yet I feel offended by this image

At first glance he looks like one of those smaller deformed titans.

GIVE IT BEARD

'Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Hey-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who's got my back no matter what...Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin' with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus...'

Tommy Wiseau baby 😮

Who would ever contest this claim ?!

Why does the giant baby Jesus have a full head of hair.

"This is not a record to be proud of"

I dunno, you must have accomplished some pretty impressive things to be so dismissive of this.

GiantBlue-eyedWhiteToddlerJesus

Baby Jesus? Or baby Phil Collins?

Do they also claim to have the self awareness to understand that thing is fucking creepy

MC 900 Foot Jesus enters the chat.

Giant baby Jesus doesn't exist, giant baby Jesus can't hurt you

Looks like a boss from Blasphemous 💀

He was a grown man! He had a beard!

I know! But I like the baby Jesus the best!

Why does it look like Nic Cage

Claims? More like admits

Reminds me of that one sketch:

"Can we lower it to two hail Mary's?"

"How dare you cheapen the word of God!"

"Fine then, I'll just take my business to the church across the street."

"Go then!"

[walks away]

"The exit is that way!"

"I'm visiting the gift shop, first."

Is giant baby Jesus trying to sneak up on him?

I will build an even larger and uglier baby Jesus statue

Zacatecas do be like that