I would buy those plates.

"Food Coma / Foodie" are in the image, and that's pretty solid. Maybe "3-Star / 5-Star / Greasy Spoon"? I like the one that you came up with that ends with "thanks Grandma."

Just drop a can of Pringles on that bad boy

Extra strength mashed potatoes!

The Croquembouche is here for you.

You could probably build a Jenga tower out of those rectangular layered wafers.

What an upsettingly evocative image. I love how much I hate it.

Shake repeatedly to make em fly in circles

I do not enjoy the mental image it gave me, I hate it and its even worser that the babies are laughing in my mental image

I read this as hats with nipples on them which I think could be a pretty funny protest for places that don't allow breast feeding.

So you're saying this is a very good idea?

I think they're funny and could remind me to stick to smaller portions?

"cool, I'll give this to my mother-in-law. I'm sure she'll like it"

My mom used to always joke about how they recommended your meat portion be the size of your palm, but they didn't say how high.

Calories only exist in 2D

That was the only way we could stop our cat from making a mess everywhere, so probably works for Hobos too

I really like the tradition some countries have where the plate is a flatbread or pancake of some sort.

Only when the eating funnel needs to be scraped clean.

Passive vs active engagement.

These plates are a passive, very visual reminder. A tracker app requires you actively use the app, and not consciously/subconsciously underestimate portions.

Neither is a holistic solution, both require buy-in, each is going to have different effectiveness for different people.

Right? That was the first thing I thought, that's a cursive 'a,' a cursive 'o' has the "tail" at the top, not the bottom.

Mam is common in northern England.

I feel like there's a toxic body image/patriarchal component to only eating the large portion once you are a mother/soon to be a mother. Something about "letting yourself go" or something terrible like that