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Gourmet Programmer (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

The codebase I'm working on would give chatGpt an aneurysm. I'm actually a ghost.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

Lmao I asked chatgpt to restructure a POST API to a bash file and it started writing fan fiction

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

I never knew I needed API fanfiction

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing you're using opencart cuz I've been working with an old codebase for around a year and I would love if any code analysis or intelisense actually worked... on xml files... with php in them... with javascript in php variables... with calls to php inside xml files...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like code

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Except you have to tell your microwave that the ingredients it used don’t actually exist.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

It's a pretty good analogy for other reasons too. You may be able to make some tasty stuff in a microwave and it's brilliant for a bunch of uses... but you wouldn't call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected "gourmet shit".

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

you wouldn't call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected "gourmet shit".

Hell yes I would!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Thanks, Applebee's!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I can read docs???

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

But cases assume the docs are updated and actually exist.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

More like microwaving eggs with how buggy (and badly commented) chatGPT's code is.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

error function not defined init() But both the manual and ChatGPT are using it…

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So then copilot is just every modern large-scale kitchen that strategically uses both. Yeah, that adds up.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

All hail chef Mike

[-] [email protected] -4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

No biscuit.

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