Bombastic

Art.

I was also at a loss for words after that

Have you considered reporting her to HR (Horse Resources) for inappropriate behaviour in a grazeplace environment?

My condolences.

How is a noob supposed to read and understand any of that?

Even my friends to which I have explained the general philosophy and utility of Linux (some of which are intrigued and somewhat open to switching) would look at me as if I were insane were I to send them this "guide"

My cousin dreamt it

Bookmarked. Thanks

ITT: People who got mad at the title and didn't bother reading the article

But this one make more sense because Tanith keeps her word and goes from "would" to "did"