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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I finally saw one and was shocked at how stupid it looks. It's like Elon had a grudge with babyproofed corners.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

He is edgy boi

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I saw one while working, and yeah, they look even dumber and more useless in person.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I feel the same sense of embarrassment for the driver that I would if I saw some guy masturbating in public.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I can at least comprehend someone’s motivation to masturbate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

At least that is a free activity that can be enjoyed by others and very unlikely to end up on social media

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yup spotted my first one on the road just couple days ago, it looks so much worse in person. It had a nice dirty brown tint going on too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I just spotted my first in person yesterday and I agree completely. My kid said "It's shiny" and I said "Yeah, because the alternative to that is to be covered in rust".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

covered in rust

The best thing about these "trucks" is that they all will be, eventually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

One I saw was the same. It looked like it had already been through hell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That's hilarious, *I* just saw my first one yesterday! They are ridiculous...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Don't put your finger in that (probably still safer than real one)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

The real one will actively try to crush harder if it fails to close, so yes.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Those after-market accessories really add some flash.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it actually looked worse in person than I expected.

It looks like how a caveman would draw a car after only seeing them on a Playstation 1.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

"So, how many polygons can we use to render this car in the game?"
"Uh ... four?"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I literally just saw one in person for the first time like 10 mins ago, truly a hideous vehicle lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What shocked me the most was how much stupider it looked when surrounded by normal vehicles. It looks like a cheap prop from an early '70s sci-fi movie - I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Sean Connery climb out of one wearing a codpiece while shouting "renew!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That was a movie that should have existed but didn't. Man a Zardoz Logan's Run crossover

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Same, but earlier today. How bizarre. And what an ugly piece of shit. Also a big forecast for rain so the dude was living life on the edge.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

More rust resistant too

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Wow the wheels looked bigger on the render why do car companies always do that

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Fake! Unrealistic lack of rust.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty happy that these pieces of shit are banned here in Europe

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can we get a photo shop with some flames coming out of it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I honestly wouldn't believe it was a genuine Tesla unless it spontaneously caught fire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Looks too sturdy to be a real cybertruck

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There’s alot of junk in that trunk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Somebody threw out an entire Days of Our Lives set!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

HELL YEAH THAT LOOKS LIKE (a trash) FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The raccoons love it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Actually found this picture on Xitter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This new model actually looks good. :p

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Careful with your carrots around that thing...