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[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

At one of my previous jobs, there was a place to eat next to where we worked - literally right next to it. One of my coworkers would, even in fair weather, not take the 2-minute walk from our work to there. Instead he would go to our work parking lot, get in his car, pull out, drive 5 seconds to the restaurant, pull into the restaurant parking lot, get out of his car.

Main.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Same type of situation at one of my last work places. Takeout place next door, in the same parking lot. Plenty of people would pay the delivery fee, for the driver to hop in their car and drive maybe 100 yards. We got meal breaks too, it's not like you couldn't leave. I just don't understand.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

“Walking”? Is that, like, some kind of disease?

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's hard to top the very divorced grillman that lives in the McMansion just up the road from me on the outskirts of town and his hobby of rolling a golf cart around the neighborhood with a massive sound system taking up the entire back of the golf cart. The main purpose of it is rolling up and down the street blasting dadrock out of it while nodding his thumb-like head and sipping Bud Lite for a few hours a day.

Oh yeah and he also does that while trying to find lawn conformity violations to report to the city, because he's commissioned himself as everyone's HOA enforcer, whether they're in a HOA or not. grill-broke

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

I support being a public nuisance, but I cannot stand for snitching. Violation of the precepts of the chill lifestyle. Woodchipper.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Does he still drink the woke beer

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Good question. If I get close enough I'll check if he switched brands.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Cut his breaks

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

disappointed nobody said "Hexbear"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

REDDITORS: The Myth of The White Posteriat

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I used to live in a ridiculously bougie city and the first time I really grasped that was when I went to the store and there was a pair of guys out front collecting signatures for a ballot measure to both reduce property taxes and keep a golf course open.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Are chips and cars white people interests now? Weird post.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

one or the other is probably fine, but both at the same time? That's mayo decadence.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Exclusively.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

The things the internet have decided are examples of "white" behaviour confound me sometimes as a white bloke.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was once at one of those salad bars where the worker preps the salad for you (think subway but with salads). The older white lady in front of me asked the worker "is the mayonnaise spicy?"

Quite endearing in a way. Maybe she had a run in with Wasabi mayo in the past.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Bloke in my street covered his 1m X 1m front garden with an artificial lawn and then spent hours cutting each blade of fake grass to a uniform height. Like, on his knees with a scissors and a rule.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

My mom, rest her soul, literally did the meme of finding mayo too spicy. I use to try and get her to eat shit and she'd be like "oof this salt burns!"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

There is a condition where taste can become hypersensitive.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

It's called being white lmao

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

ok but if you bought a WRX wouldn't you stare at it all day?

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Is it not? Have I forgotten my cars? It's been so long since I've actually been in one or paid any attention to them other than tourists trying to get around in town and failing.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Nah you're right, pretty sure it's a wrx. The lines look similar to an r32 skyline, but this car is a sedan, like all WRXs.

I stare at cool cars. They're cool

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

White spotted hexbear-shining

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

In my hometown every new chain restaurant is packed for the first couple months but new creative restaurants struggle to get off the ground. Popeyes Chicken was causing traffic backups. The soul food fusion restaurant is finally being recognized as a good spot after like 5 years of being open.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bruh, my wife and I just dedicated an entire 3 day weekend to buying a new car. I feel a kinship with this man, in my bones.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

AYYYY Macarena

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Social media posts of "baby announcements" complete with several staged photographs, but it's for a puppy or kitten. I have seen this multiple times and it's not really something you can do ironically.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

And they say white people don't have culture

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

But consider this: they're jus lil babys

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I had a friend who showed me his collection of mini assault rifles. like toys. like expensive toys.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Is there a /c for hydrohonkies?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I actually do thing in OP, but with trains.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The lemmyverse. Including me.

We're all still cool though, right?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I've been to a Dave Matthew's Band show

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