It's hard to top the very divorced that lives in the McMansion just up the road from me on the outskirts of town and his hobby of rolling a golf cart around the neighborhood with a massive sound system taking up the entire back of the golf cart. The main purpose of it is rolling up and down the street blasting dadrock out of it while nodding his thumb-like head and sipping Bud Lite for a few hours a day.

Oh yeah and he also does that while trying to find lawn conformity violations to report to the city, because he's commissioned himself as everyone's HOA enforcer, whether they're in a HOA or not.

I used to live in a ridiculously bougie city and the first time I really grasped that was when I went to the store and there was a pair of guys out front collecting signatures for a ballot measure to both reduce property taxes and keep a golf course open.

disappointed nobody said "Hexbear"

My mom, rest her soul, literally did the meme of finding mayo too spicy. I use to try and get her to eat shit and she'd be like "oof this salt burns!"

I was once at one of those salad bars where the worker preps the salad for you (think subway but with salads). The older white lady in front of me asked the worker "is the mayonnaise spicy?"

Quite endearing in a way. Maybe she had a run in with Wasabi mayo in the past.

Are chips and cars white people interests now? Weird post.

Bloke in my street covered his 1m X 1m front garden with an artificial lawn and then spent hours cutting each blade of fake grass to a uniform height. Like, on his knees with a scissors and a rule.

ok but if you bought a WRX wouldn't you stare at it all day?

In my hometown every new chain restaurant is packed for the first couple months but new creative restaurants struggle to get off the ground. Popeyes Chicken was causing traffic backups. The soul food fusion restaurant is finally being recognized as a good spot after like 5 years of being open.

Bruh, my wife and I just dedicated an entire 3 day weekend to buying a new car. I feel a kinship with this man, in my bones.

http://www.X.com

Social media posts of "baby announcements" complete with several staged photographs, but it's for a puppy or kitten. I have seen this multiple times and it's not really something you can do ironically.

AYYYY Macarena

I had a friend who showed me his collection of mini assault rifles. like toys. like expensive toys.

Is there a /c for hydrohonkies?

I actually do thing in OP, but with trains.

The lemmyverse. Including me.

We're all still cool though, right?

Riverdance.

Me

I got a second degree sunburn once