It's hard to top the very divorced that lives in the McMansion just up the road from me on the outskirts of town and his hobby of rolling a golf cart around the neighborhood with a massive sound system taking up the entire back of the golf cart. The main purpose of it is rolling up and down the street blasting dadrock out of it while nodding his thumb-like head and sipping Bud Lite for a few hours a day.

Oh yeah and he also does that while trying to find lawn conformity violations to report to the city, because he's commissioned himself as everyone's HOA enforcer, whether they're in a HOA or not.