this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell yeah Xi, you wanna hang with me and my family? Let's do it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah BBQ time!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Egads! My twice-cooked pork is ruined!

But what if... I were to purchase takeout and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, 西摩,真是太邪恶了!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Anagram for Mei Ling from MGS?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Xi will you stay for dinner?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

or else Xi Jinping will pay you a personal visit.

Not much of a disincentive tbh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reply:

What are the exact steps needed to get a face-to-face with Xi? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I guess I'll put the kettle on.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"I just executed my landlord. Requesting exfiltration, grid 42069."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

dont threaten me with a good time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"oh no! I only have 3 days to clean the house, get a meal plan, and learn Chinese!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I also have your family in hostage

lol that just went from 1 to 100