Male? Female? Sall good with this guy!
Want some, get some as a wise man once said to me.
Suck her dick as well!
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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Why is nobody talking about the mouthfeel?
Cum one, cum all! No gender too strange for this creature to please!
Mom! The Romanian United Principalities are being weird again
Whoa there's a pansexual Romanian government? :O
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I fucking love giving oral. Like 100% legit would rather give oral than receive and when its with the right person giving oral is better than 90% of sex.
As someone who is sex repulsed, I'm legitimately curious what about it appeals to you? I'd love to know from your perspective
Not OC but the idea of making someone feel good makes me feel good. It's like double the dopamine for me.
I could totally see being grossed out by it when I think about it logically. In fact it is gross when I think about it logically.
Logic is fucking gross. Last I tried it it remind me that I am a meat sack of fat and blood ready to pop. I avoid it ever since
As someone with a high sex drive, it's not rational. It's like hunger, or sleepiness. It's a base biological need and the longer I go without sex the more irritable and depressed I get.
It's not a need in the sense that I'll die without it, but it's a need in the sense that my mental health will deteriorate without it.
Oral is more intimacy focussed, at least as far as giving it is concerned. As the giver you also get immediate and obvious feedback that your partner is finding pleasure in what you are doing (Or that they ARENT enjoying it if you're fucking it up)
I'm mostly sex repulsed but I find giving oral way more manageable than penetrative sex. Mostly I just don't like being touched but yes like someone else said, knowing that you're causing the pleasure for someone else is the appealing part of it. Especially if they're vocal about it.
See, I feel like I'm the exact opposite. I don't mind being touched nor penetrated (toys only, w4w). Oral however just doesn't seem fun for me either way. I guess I'm just more comfortable with someone's hand than someone's head.
TBF, sex in general doesn't give me any happy chemicals so it's not something I seek out or ever get excited about.
When you want your girlfriend to suck you off and you draw comics:
This isn't the original text of the comic. The original is pretty good too though.
Touching grass will be fine enough for me
the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else's hair
you misspelled "ass"
I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Honestly, I think this could be true. There's definitely something to be said about willingly putting yourself in a vulnerable position with someone you feel safe with, for the sole purpose of their pleasure and nothing else. However, there's definitely a balance. If my husband demanded blow jobs every day or something, I'd probably get the "ick" from him and not want to do it. But since he's never been the one to be demanding about anything sexual, I do actually love making him feel good like that.
Sometimes I'll make it hella silly and we'll be sitting on the couch and I'll just say something stupid like "GO GET ON THE BED KING, ITS TIME TO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED!" And he'll roll his eyes and blush but I also see the corner of his mouth quirk into a small smile and I know he's just like "She's thinking of me." And it gives me all the warm fuzzies. I also saw a meme once that said "LEMME STRESS EAT THAT DICK", and that's one that I've whipped out a time or two that makes him snort. Yeah, I'm goofy, not every time, but sometimes, because we've been married for 14 years this year and I just like to see him grin.
That being said, I also fucking love when he wants to take care of my needs out of nowhere too. There's something amazing about just knowing someone is invested in your pleasure.
Hmmm… I have to disagree. I’ve done more intimate things.
But it’s up there.
Like... holding hands?! Or... kissing?!
Rubbing noses while whispering "I wuv you"
gasp H-how lewd!
Hehe, sure. Like that.
But on the inside. And with fluids.
Look at this one over here doing gushy mushy things like getting spit roasted and creampied.
They're a proctologist.
Yes, but also other fluids
On second thought, I don't want to know
There's something incredibly invigorating about using a blend of Listerine and hot sauce as lube
Everything from the waist down just clenched up in horror, thanks
Listerine and Hot Sauce, new band name
ngl i would say kissing is one of the most intimate things you can do, that's up where all your sense of self is after all.
NGL, i don't think we're cooking with this one chief, have we tried being friends first? I hear interpersonal relationships are pretty stout.
Sure, head is great. But have you ever actually cared about someone? That shit's tight.
As a guy, snuggles can be faaaarrr harder to get than sexual release
(Yes I realize I worded that atrociously, my autism kicked in halfway through typing "harder to get than sex" but tbh if you're hooking up with people you can probably sneak a snuggle in, but you need someone who's comfortable snuggling with you to get snuggles, but sexual release can be a solo job. So thats how you get the more technically accurate, but 5000x creepier statement that I ended up with)
I appreciated the journey of this comment
that shit IS tight
Friends and partners are great but sometimes I just need a dick to suck
fair enough.
Collegehumor did this exact skit a decade ago.
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I simple hug and kiss is good enough for me
Her dick is too small, she can't even find it herself sometimes.
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