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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

I've been rewatching old seasons of The Great British Bake Off and it blew my mind when one of the hosts said he played Old Greg. Does anyone remember that weird ass online sketch?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Link, he come to town

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gonads and strife... Gonads and strife...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Weeeeeeeee!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I’m the captain of the gravy train!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Everyone loves magical Trevor!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ring goes on, ring goes off

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I've only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Shifty five

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Where can you find lions?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only in Kenya

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I like rusty spooons

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

But I'm le Tired

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

https://www.stickgames.com was awesome

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

AddictingGames.com was another great one

Miniclip too

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Zeekyboogydoog

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Spank my monkey. You know you want to.

I've seen things! I've seen them with my eyes!

4 STR 4 STAM leather belt? [Restricted breathing]

And this! Originally hosted on Albino Black sheep, it's one of my favorite sappy love stories ever.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

B B B B B B B B 🍓🕐

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

#Base

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Belong to us

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

CRAB BATTLE

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm in ur base and killin ur d00dz

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Liquid Generation SABOTAGE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Crab battle!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Drum machine

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

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