651
O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit
(www.theonion.com)
They had this one ready to go, huh?
It's pretty good, hats off to The Onion
Makes me morbidly wonder if they're sitting on a folder full of celebrity death articles.
That's actually standard practice in journalism
It makes sense for one of notification or even praise and remembrance.
But imagining a folder of jokes about celebrity death send a bit darker.
Aw man. That made me switching between tearing up and laughing so many times. What a great one.
All news channels do
This is how I learned he died. Appropriate.
Didn't you read the article? The. Coffin don't fit!
At least you didn't learn it from the fucking memes like I did.
I dunno, memes are an alright way to find out. I took great pleasure in the Henry Kissinger memes, myself
Body probably still warm and they are roasting him already. Couldn’t happen to a nicer murderer.
Well don't go losing your head over it
OJ's wife's killer is finally dead
Rest in Piss.
Truly one of the great failings of Justice.
It sure was, when they let a literal Nazi cop on the force to eventually fuck up the legitimacy of the case, and who the hell knows what else... Something tells me OJ wasn't the only killer in that courtroom.
"Cops framed a guilty man."
And a good example for not excusing bad behavior just because someone is a star athlete
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
651 points (97.9% liked)
The Onion
6390 readers
365 users here now
The Onion
A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
- The Onion
- Clickhole
- McSweeney's
- Reductress
- The Chaser
- The Hard Times
- The Needling
- Tattletale Times
- The Beaverton
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS