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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've been near damn exclusively browsing Hexbear for so long that I forgot that Reddit discourse sometimes looks like this

My eyes don't even know how to describe what they're reading in this comment section

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Visual glitches as your eyes fail to resolve the purified cringe.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Okay, this got a chuckle out of me.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

This image hits different when it's posted by our beautiful revolutionary posters. When a redditor posts it, it's closer to just being satanically islamophobic AND antisemitic. In the thread they're even pogging off thinking about how they're gonna get le updoots when they post it to NCD!!! soypoint-1

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I am begging libs to please open a fucking book. It's painful watching someone be so assertively smug about something they clearly know nothing about.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

The US started WWII with the bombing of Dresden.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

they literally think Hamas invaded Gaza, huh

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Being exposed to the average redditor with like their negative levels of empathy just makes me feel like john-agony

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

I used to participate on fuckcarscirclejerk when the majority of user where from fuckcars, but just making memes going to 11, then fuckcars really got popular and the circlejerk was invaded by car brain people and stopped being funny.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Aqaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaaaaa

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nope, this is too many layers for me. I'm with you that reddit sucks, but jesus, let me get this straight, we're 5 layers of subtweet deep. I can't do it. That's too online for me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, being terminally online is a requirement of every Hexbear poster. I’m going to have to permaban you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

That's fair kitty-birthday-sad