Don't do that. Don't get my hopes up.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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Why not? Everyone else has been doing that to me for decades.
Don't forget that he also didn't found Tesla
Correct! He sued his way into being called a founder.
I cant say I know what this shithead has contributed to society if anything but a place for toXicity to grow.
Apparently the ghost of Elon doesn’t like this, telling from the downvotes
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He's not really dead. Made me look though.
thank you ivwas looking through comments to check
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The absolute beauty of this: readers adding context without denying the actual content of the message. Glorious.
Remember in grammar school when your teacher told you that Wikipedia is not a valid source? I'm sure they're saying the same thing about AI right now.
The difference being that on wikipedia you could use the sources on there while AI makes those up as well
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how dare you give me false hope
I would prefer to read that he lost all of his money and is now homeless. I’m not a fan of wishing even the worst people dead.
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He is also not the founder of Tesla. Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning are.
I saw a presentation from one of them about the founding of Tesla, impressive stuff. Elon just takes their talking points, that's why he can't deviate far from a couple points.
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Oh how I wish this was true. Would have made this world a better place.
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Made me check, even though I knew it was a shitpost.
Made me ~~check~~ hope, even though I knew it was a shitpost.
We still doing ftfy?
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Can we please rebrand 'X' as 'The website formerly known as twitter'?
Also, best post here in a while
Also, don't get my hopes up -.-
edit: so no prince fans here then ^^"
If musk won't recognize his child's new chosen name, I won't recognize twitter's new branding
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He’s also not a founder of Tesla 🤷♂️
For that matter, he's also not a founder of SpaceX, and even calling him co-founder of PayPal has a lot of clarifications around it. If PayPal had gone ahead the way Musk had wanted, it could easily have sunk the company into another joke of the excess of the dot-com boom of the 90s.
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I'm sure there's a deadman's switch on all the Teslas, Neuralinks and SpaceX/Starlink so we'd all know for sure he was dead.
If we live that long.
They all just stop, let out a digital shriek, as all the LED's turn blood red...
Prepare for the wreckoning...
To think I found out about it this way - in a shitposting community that regularly posts absurd lies.
Wait i thought that was only a shit post... I gotta google something real quick
Edit: google (or rather brave search) says hes not dead
Wikipedia hasn't been updated, confirmed definitely not dead
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When I become billionaire I also want to buy a company and become its founder. Wait, that's not how it works
He certainly founded its downfall
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A little late for April Fools.
Never too late for Lemmy Shitpost
Unfortunately, we just aren't that lucky...
If only...
They really should have used the vampire picture for the obit.
For a moment I was very happy.
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