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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A little tank, a male version of tankette.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

You beat me to it.

Image example :

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

imagine being a soldier in Fascist Italy getting propaganda all about bringing back greatness to the Roman empire, supremacy and all the shit, then they shove you in one of these to fight Greece

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This one is Soviet's ASU-76. It didn't get pass prototype stage, but led to the development of ASU-57.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Damn, I thought it was that shitty Italian tank

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I mean according to the Bible I guess they're from "Tanki" and not liberal?!?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Wtf I'm a Christian now

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

An employee of a think tank.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Does working for an ML think tank make you a tankie^2^?

And if your job is to clean the fish tank... are you a tankie^3^?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

A tankie is a member of the official Thomas the Tank Engine fan club.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

A person who wears tank tops.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

A tankie is someone who comments on my posts even though I disagree with them

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Someone who plays this game

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Tankies drive an extra 30 minutes to a gas station where their full tank costs 5 cents less.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

a tankie is someone who says 'tank you!' to the tank driver

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It's a kind of Japanese raccoon with giant balls.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It's a lil tank

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Someone who is built like an absolute tank

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Somebody who likes to say "thanks" for things, but despises using the letter "h".

"Tanks!"

"Tank you so much, I appreciate it!"

"Tanks for olding my place in line, I needed tat."

They're just really thankful people who can't abide the monstrosity that is the letter h.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wise choice. Too many arguments as to whether it's pronounced h, h, or h. It's obviously the first one but will anybody listen?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

A fish living in captivity.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

People who believe in the god-ordained order of oil tanker drivers being who dictate politics

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Today I found out that I'm not a tankie 😭

I believe that the opinions of oil tanker drivers have less weight than the opinions of those who have TOR🅱️EDO

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this a Hummus torbedo 😳😳?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Supporter of a totalitarian dictatorship invading a nation it oppressed to quell a popular uprising led by liberal students and socialists seeking democracy, self determination, and an end to the despotic Stalinist regime.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

someone with a serious disdain for abandoned bicycles

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Love this one

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's a sleeveless shirt.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A miserable little pile of SECRETS!!!! But enough talk, have at you!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Its like a Capri Sun but the straw is the barrel of a tank

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

people who love keeping live fish in their house

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The vehicle Vladimir Zed-lin-minh used to run over 18345831458318945893189458913 peaceful protestors wearing black suits and red armbands (they were pacifists fighting the evil regime!!!!!!)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

When you're playing a team game, and you "tanked" the win so your team lost.

Then your team screams "Go to hell, tankie!" at you.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Somebody who puts on their favourite scuba diving gear and then hides in the septic tank at music festivals.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There’s only one right answer, and it’s a shibboleth that no lib can utter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

not me (it's wrong because I actually am, checkmate liberals😎)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Person who fills up propane tanks

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's the spare key hanging on the hook by the door of an apartment that the lazy landlord painted over in a darker shade of beige. Very useful when you lose the main key. Just take a knife to the wall and dig it out.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

stores lots fluid

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