vaquera_medianoche

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I second Japan tbh, a country that has invented both video games to talk to women and a dedicated word for living in your childhood bedroom as an adult and like, just the worst culture that like half the guys in my city seem to be in love with...

like, revolving sushi is good but at WHAT COST

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

For gasses, you should monitor co and gas, carbon dioxide alarms are uncommon outside of industries where we have a lot of carbon dioxide stored. Without a better idea of the space it's hard to suggest a ventilation solution.

They make large diameter vent fans for buildings that are designed to run on a widely varied DC source like a solar panel, those can be really useful.

As the other reply says, you need a large volume of air slowly so a large diameter slower fan is good. You can get flexible duct work anywhere they sell construction supplies :3

oh, smoke alarm and fire extinguisher too! people are always smoking in abandoned buildings, burning them down

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

one of the quotes on the front page of lemmygrad contrasted soviet women meeting production quotas to american women who's only aspiration are velvety, kissable hands.....

which is a pretty based quote.

but i like having both velvety kissable hands and meeting my production quotas

(well oki not exactly quotas but im an industrial worker lolol)

anyways, a gal never has to choose between soft hands and hard work, that's what gloves and lotion are for :3

 

i was working on my ebike today, and i realised, hey, i bet a bunch of my comrades around the world also have cool bikes :33 if y'all wanna post ur bikes in the comments that'd be fun :3

because i live in shitty burgerland, i can't completely rely on public transit, but this bike bridges the gap between the metro and places i need to go :3 i love it!

selling my car to get medically necessary surgery! Freedomland™ rocks! :3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

the best part of dating as a cute girl is you can info dump about China on the first date and guys just put up with it lolol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

proletarian women (me) eat dessert and remain thin because labouring for capitalists is excellent exercise! lolol jk

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

it's pretty ironic how they won't let Russian or Belarusian athletes represent their countries but the olympics committee is totally fine with the "isreal" even tho it's currently committing a genocide.......

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

maybe 9/11 was just a marketing ploy for general motors to increase white male anxiety and sell more big pickup trucks ten years later

 

:3

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Tips for engaging with the US Military

if they live by u, like on a base, this is some good stuff to do. I can't confirm or deny if I or my friends have engaged in any of this:

  • feed them dog treats: u can dress up like ur handing out free samples at the mall, and give the service members dog treats. it's pretty fun

  • pretend ur out of gas: this is my personal favourite. somewhere near base pretend to have run out of gas. eventually a bunch of jarheads will show up to help you push ur car, stay inside slightly riding the brake. they'll keep trying, let them, but just like really wear them out. for a fun twist, start ur car after they get exhausted and drive away flipping them off

  • set up online dates with them and then don't show up. this one's just funny and obvious

  • send terrible Grindr guys to their room: only do this to bad guys on Grindr but this is also really funny

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

honestly this gives me the good idea about dating zionists to scam free drinks off them. that's not a bad idea at all like, i can totally be into "isreal" for like an hour, and then once he's spent like $200 on my drinks be like.........

psych 😛

from the river to the sea :3

after that he will wanna not talk to me anymore, which is honestly perfect. free drinks

 

amazing article y'all lol

Meet 26-year-old Amy. She’s single, likes puppies and is looking for a date on Hinge. But it’s not just good-looking men she’s after; she “goes crazy for a free Palestine” – at least that’s what her dating profile says.

omg

Lauren cuts to the chase by simply saying: “No Zionists”.

the horror!?!

Lee wants to “make sure we’re on the same page about free Palestine”. So does Savanah. And Boris. And Michaela.

oh no!?!

the majority but many profiles I see now say ‘No Zionists’.”

AHHAHAHAHA

divorced, 59-year-old Stephen downloaded Hinge last summer. A few months of swiping later, Palestinian flags started appearing.

oh the humanity!?! poor Stephen!!!

“But if they’re saying ‘no Zionists’ that doesn’t leave much room for me.”

you guys already have a homeland, it's called Brooklyn

“It’s like the signs that used to read: ‘No Blacks. No Jews. No Dogs. No Irish.’”

omg so true bestie, so true

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

all this stuff makes me so depressed. I wish the yakubian empire could just leave things alone and let other nations succeed.

why is it the US always feels entitled to this "number 1" position? like, who made that decision?!? the US just accepts as a forgone conclusion that the order of the world is American led and it's chauvinistic and disgusting

the American zero-sum view of geopolitics is going to get the entire world killed someday I fear

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

lol i spent $214 on groceries for the week yesterday :3 i'm totally splurging with my um, tacos, pasta, and salads i'm cooking, how fancy and luxurious.

 

it sucks. I've been seeing this guy for like a year and a half, and like, idk, he doesn't act like he actually cares about me? it's really weird and i feel really sad a lot because of it.

he's nice ish when we're together but he never talks to me otherwise. he never texts me or calls me, when I text him usually he doesn't reply. he never like takes me out anywhere or wants to do anything with me, everything we do I have to initiate. he just wants to sit around on his phone all the time.

a few months ago he totaled his car, and he still hasn't gotten a new one despite having plenty of money for one because he's a snob and will only get a car he considers "cool" which he can't afford, leaving me on the hook for all our transportation, and despite him having a decent job and like no living expenses he's never once even offered to get a meal for us both. almost every time I take us out he criticises the food/place/people in the place/atmosphere.

two weeks ago I got surgery. I needed to go to another country for it. it was really major surgery and really scary for me. he didn't reach out to me a single time. never called, never wished he luck or asked how I was, still hasn't. yet he's on discord in my discord server all the time talking about other shit. I feel like I'm just not worth somebody caring about if this person who supposedly loves me cares more about discord and memes than like if I even survived anesthesia.

I'm only really with him still because he's not like actively abusive to me, dating strangers is scary, and I don't wanna hurt him by breaking up with him, but honestly I think I'm at a point where I need to just let him go and move on

anyways, idk :3 I'll be oki eventually

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Every morning i get to make this face as I read the "Associated Press" to see what drivel the upstream "news" source for the mayo empire has deemed fit to feed down to the masses, usually resulting in me making a face like this:

a few days ago we got this real gem

Who wouldn’t like prices to start falling? Careful what you wish for, economists say

hmm well that sounds foreboding! what could possibly be bad about falling prices?

Wouldn’t it be great if prices actually fell — what economists call deflation? Who wouldn’t want to fire up a time machine and return to the days before the economy rocketed out of the pandemic recession and sent prices soaring?

yes! i think it would be good! i would like to be able to afford food that isn't spaghetti!

Many economists caution, though, that consumers should be careful what they wish for.

why?!?

Mainly because falling prices tend to discourage consumers from spending. Why buy now, after all, if you can purchase what you want — cars, furniture, appliances, vacations — at a lower price later?

um.... oki. so like, i can still spend less money? oki?!?

businesses would face intense pressure to cut prices even more

oh the humanity!!!

It’s certainly true that Americans can make their paychecks go further when prices are falling. If food or gasoline prices were to tumble, households would surely find it less painful to afford groceries or their commutes to work

oh my goodness imagine if those selfish people could afford groceries and commuting to work!

who will think of the businesses?!?! omg

anyways, i've spit all my coffee out. I love me some lib economic takes in the morning. so silly, so fun, we're so doomed. what a broken ass system

rant over y'all thank you :3

 

I quit vaping on October 29. I started smoking cigarettes when I was like 15, and eventually switched to vapes but then my throat got all swollen and hurt from the vape and it was like way way too much nicotine. terrible.

so I got nicotine lozenges and went on those for a few months and now I'm on patches going down. I'm doing it like really gently so I don't upset my mental health, but omg I'm so happy lol

I think I'll be off the patch in another month. I did this really slow because nicotine withdrawal gives me extremely severe depression.

anyways if anybody feels like quitting nicotine, you totally can, and I really recommend it :3

 

oki ya it's a shitpost but fr like can the US please stop pushing this war on, like the only good thing I could see out of the coming yakubian election is maybe finally an end to this

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