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[–] [email protected] 94 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If I ever make it to the point where I have a removedin' deck overlooking some fine wilderness then you're damn right I'm gonna piss off it.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

I'm curious what word you tried to use. I didn't think "fuck" was filtered on dot ml.

"Bitchin'"?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (20 children)

Does ml auto-censor posts for mildly spicy language or something?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Anything that could be remotely considered a slur.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Yeah it’s a pretty pathetic community.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

I think you give the nannies at .ml too much credit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Female dog probably

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Y'all are some of the most anti-control people around, and then... use an instance that heavily censors the naughty words you can say.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

It’s weird how that works huh? Wouldn’t wanna upset anybodies fee fees

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (2 children)

what the hell did he do to piss off a deck ? did he expose it to the sun without regular maintenance ?

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Man who piss into wind, gets wet.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"I see," said the blind man, pissing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok, I didn't get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don't get what I'm supposed to be seeing here.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.

My only question is why does she care?

[–] [email protected] 76 points 8 months ago (18 children)

Maybe she doesn't want her deck to smell like piss

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I prefer to piss in the wood stove.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (5 children)

*kitchen sink

For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Maybe he didn't pee.

Maybe he pood.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'd be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I'd need a diagram to understand it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.

Takes a little practice.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

What did you do to make it so angry?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Why the deck mad, bro?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That's his land. He can piss on it if he wants. He's just marking his territory.

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