this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2024
356 points (90.6% liked)

Funny

6799 readers
877 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Ok, just piss in the corner then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass