I've never had anyone knock on my front door of my house and ask me to consider becoming homosexual.
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We've investigated the situation and it turns out that you weren't on the agenda. Rest assured, we've updated our records and you should expect to receive your first official solicitation in 5 - 10 business days! Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.
and it turns out that you weren’t on the agenda
Finally! I've wondered for years what this "gay agenda" was that my conspiracy prone conservative neighbors were telling me was so dangerous.
Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.
Oh my, I feel my conversion starting already! I am having an instinctive desire to wish you a fabulous day, too.
Have you tried being sexier?
I feel like this alone proves how wrong this comic is. This doesn’t need any sort of opinion, this can easily be proved with cold hard data.
cold hard
If you're into that ..
Knock, knock.
Pros: no PMS to deal with!
Cons: penis
Reverse it if it's female homosexuals.
So there are no downsides you say?
If penis isn't a downside, you're homosexual already and have no need to convert.
Fun fact, straight men also sometimes have a penis.
As a gay man I've sucked enough of them by now to know.
Gays: exist
Conservatives: first of all how dare you
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They should move to the center of the sun so no one has to be graced by their presence
I recently saw an article about some Canadians who uprooted their family and moved to Russia because LGBTQ+ exist.
Apparently they didn't like it when the government froze their assets as "suspicious," and when they complained on social media were immediately were forced to take it down and apologize.
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The comic is trying to equate being noticeable with pushing an agenda while the person literally trying to push an agenda in the form of a book into other people's hands is supposed to be the victim. It contradicts itself.
I’ve worked retail for around 15 years. I literally cannot count the number of religious pamphlets I’ve found left all over the store(s) from the bathrooms to on the shelves to tucked inside products to being forced on me when I was working register.
In that same time I’ve never once found or been given any kind of lgbtq+ pamphlets or propaganda of any kind. Not once.
edit: store to store(s)
If someone wants to suck my dick, just ask. Afterwards tell me how proud you are about it
It ain’t called a job for nothing and I take pride in my work.
That's the difference between a blowjob and a blowcareer
Hey now, it's me getting the job. You're an employer sir.
The first part of the reply makes a really good point. The joke at the end basically makes it so they people will ignore the whole thing as a joke....
I'm going to the wrong pride events, all I did at mine is eat some baked goods and hold some snakes.
Nah that's the better choice
I can't tell what this is (the comic, not the comments). On the surface it looks like a "the Right can't meme" kind of post made to smear or otherwise disingenuously criticize gay and trans people. But then why would it be posted here? Or maybe that's the thing— y'all do see it as that and you're posting it due to the funny comments below the comic.
I'm not criticizing it, I'm just wondering if I'm missing something.
I assume the joke at the bottom is the reason it is here, with the comic as the context for the joke.
Yes, the comic is trying to frame the person on the right as 'forcing' when in reality the person on the right is responding to the legally enforced discrimination from the person on the left by protesting. So trying to equate the abuser and the victim ad the same thing.
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