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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I only need one… is that allowed?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That middle row looks perfect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

[–] Squirrel 2 points 8 months ago

5, 7, and 9 would be my choices if I wasn't married. I guess I would probably still pick 7, just so I can be confident my wife likes the way I look.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

1, 8, 9, for show

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The only rational choices

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Estrogen, yellow, and purple

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Blue purple black easy

I can already speak with cats

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Red, Green, Black

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
  1. No body hair
  2. Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
  3. No need to sleep
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Both the blue ones I guess then the last one can be a wildcard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Blue, black and purple

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

chooses 1, 3, and 9

I am the sphinx that baps in the night!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Green, blue and black. Green because there aren't any better options (and I don't like cats that much)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'm taking the black pill and never looking back

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

no sleep and 20 bucks. do you know how much time we waste sleeping? Imagine all the things i could do instead.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Can still sleep if I want to though right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Red, pink, brown.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Estrogen, talk to cats, body hair removal.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Blue would be interesting to study on my bi-ace self.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yellow, purple, black.

I was luckily born with pink and blue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn't that much and I'm not american so I couldn't spend it but even if it was converted it's really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn't taste great but it's tolerable so whatever and I'm not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don't think I need to explain blue

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I choose 1, 4, 8.

1 and 8 helps with my species dysphoria and 4 is $20, can't pass up 20 bucks man.

I also don't really see the benefit of the others to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you'd gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You'd never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don't need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard...I might have to take the $20.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

What does the pink one even change??

I'll take these:

  1. Black: I am almost there on work days, but it does have consequences.
  2. Blue: Otherwise impossible
  3. Brown: Perhaps useful, though I am not sure if they'd want to talk with me.
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