BREAKING: "If you want free healthcare, then we'll take theirs!" - Joe Biden in shocking new declaration of war against Canada. US troops have crossed 49th parallel, entered Victoria, Windsor, Niagara (thumbnails.texastribune.org)

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"I only wish I had more space to write this stupid headline" he later added

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[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

This didn't go well last time

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

i don't think they had free healthcare back in 1812. perhaps the greater motivation of healthcare shall ensure an american victory

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

But in that same time the lack of healthcare has made Americans weaker

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

This is true, yes. What will happen next can only be decided on the battlefield

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

You're thinking of the time before last. The last one was in 1995, when Sheriff Bud Boomer went on a rampage up in Niagara. Michael Moore did a documentary and everything!

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