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[–] [email protected] 75 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"No aid for 6+ months"

Huh. What about the other 115 months?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Imagine saying another country turning off the infinite money tap for 6 months makes them an opponent in war

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

If the Xibucks stop I will go back to being a lib

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

it's literally ukraine vs the world guys

they're fighting every day against the terrible invaders from monaco

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago

ukkkraine trying to do a stabbed in the back narrative but sobbing so hard they can't get thewords out.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Among other issues, left-wingers have been pointing out the US is an unreliable ally who was in this due to geopolitical interests. When it's slightly less advantageous they leave no matter the damage. It literally always happens this way.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

And yet every single time, their pawns fall for the "nah baby, it's different with you, I'll never leave you, I swear!" routine the US does every time.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (1 children)

oh no not the tik tok tankies

with that kind of opposition ukraine never stood a chance

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 months ago

Fortnite dancing as a Ukrainian drone collides with a crane

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago

Instead of seeking peace our fascist government in Ukraine funds death squads in Russia to do terrorist attacks making the war worse galaxy-brain

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

stalin-pipe How many divisions does the pope have?

frothingfash More than you think!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

Swiss guard out halberding Ukrainian nationalists

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

TikTok Tankies goes pretty hard, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

geordi-no tic tac toe

geordi-yes tiktok tankies

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Upgrade from Tumblrinas to TikTankies

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"NAFO Frens" and "Israel" should really be listed on the Ukrainian side.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, Israel isn't really that pro-Ukraine in the conflict. It merely happens to be a second pet cause of liberals at the same time as the first one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Isreal did send some guns/ammo to the Ukrainians after being asked by the US. It caused quite a stir in Russia, since Russia and Israel had a good relationship for a while, particularly because Israel doesn't do extradition and it's insanely easy to get an israeli passport if you're russian. According to Brace Belden of TrueAnon, the organized crime elements of the Israeli state and the russian state are also quite interlinked.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (3 children)

liberals becoming early 1970s era conservatives whining about Vietnam speed run let's gooo

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Considering these true believers in the bourgeois state are all a bunch of wannabe Kissingers, it's highly fitting.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Many such cases.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Waiting countdown before Pope Francis and some Polish farmers simulatenously get merked by some NAFO car bombs, which plunges Europe into a new World War... luau

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Last time they killed a pope nobody said shit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you think no one's said shit about the theater shooting at Russia?

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

Here it thought everything was fine until feb 2022

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Ok go suck russian dick or what do polish farmers' defenders do with their free time. There's fucking research from some polish institution showing that ukrainian grain is like 2 or 3% at best of all grain market in poland. And before you say smth like it's illegally imported from Lithuania, that research covers that too lol. So all that was just couple logistic companies not liking some competition from ukrainian logistic companies. Not to ruin that polish circlejerk with "yeah it is completely justified to ruin last bits of working economy in ukraine bcs our farmers can't buy the latest and biggest john deer for european grants", just so you understand you in fact do that just bcs you poles still hate ukrainians after all those years. Now go fuck yourself

lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wow who would've thought the Poles would dislike a bunch of guys rallying around a guy known for massacreing Poles.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

they still prefer banderites to russians though...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Please mods make this a tagline, idk how to summon you people but this would make an excellent site tagline and you know it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

TikTok tankies

We're too powerful

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

Does anyone have that post from the old sub where the redditor was whining about how the hong kong protesters were being attacked from both sides by the see see pee and blizzard?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Did they miss the part when Musk sent Starlink equipment to Ukraine?

Did they miss the absolute crapton of arms, munitions, targeting equipment and everything under the sun that is being sent to Ukraine?

Did they miss USA actively providing targeting data, satellite data, SIGINT data to Ukraine?

Did they miss droves of "international volunteers" in Ukraine?

What a dumb fuckin picture.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (6 children)

The future season of Blowback is really going to be something rust-darkness

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

they expect the entire west to mobilize and join their total war. anything less is active support for russia.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol maybe it's time to consider reopening negotiations then?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

Fucking around: ooooooh yeah, nuke Moscow, kill the orcs 1488

Finding out: evil Pu-Putler has mind controlled the entire world into channeling negative energy into smol bean Ukraine, one trillion dollars pu-puwease or we will send Nazi death squads to your house

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The pope

The true antifa supersoldier zoidberg saluting 1

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Returning to the age of the iron papacy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

Stage 2: Anger

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

people have no idea how fucking expensive everything would get if they just like blew up all of russia's oil

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Looks like a skill issue

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Elon Musk unleashing his hordes of terminally online MAGA dipshits into the posting trenches of the Russo-Ukrainian War

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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