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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

I rate it scrap metal to be melted down immediately.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn't-put-into-my-mouth/10.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fahrenheit equivalent of the "1/10"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

1/10 is 0.6 bigger. The equivalent would be about -5/10

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is obviously a disguised snake

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Maybe even a 'sneaky snake'?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

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If this guys hand was a fork.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Dude requests his burger is cut in half and served on a fancy burger plate, either doesn't use a tray or ditches it after carrying his order to his table. Then, he removes the lid from his small CcoCdlc, removes the straw from the lid, tosses the lid and sticks the straw into his extra large fries and adds an extra long coffee stir stick for good measure.

Then he lights up his smoke and looks confidently into the camera beside the oddly behaving smoke, knowing that if he can use a fancy vest to get around the no shirt no service rule, he can do almost anything and that whatever a Modlidani is, you can see its letters clearly despite everything else around it being blurred.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

why does it make me uncomfortable

it's like an uncanny valley fork

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

-10 out of 5. oh what a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Kind of reminds me of a pic I took last night of my snake mid-meal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

She said thanks!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eyyyy I can finally give my forks a good, long lick

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

For some reason your comment reminded me of Salad Fingers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That was a treat for the fingers!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Salad Fingers

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

This reminded me of something and for the last minute or so I couldn't have said what, and then it hit me:

This is how You draw hands.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Messed-upFork?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"Looks good to me". Typically seen as a pull request comment, and pr's are often (mb even always) forks at the beginning of their lifetime :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I always thought this meant "Let's Get This Merged" 😄

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Fork from Omega Mart

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

What evil have you wrought upon my feed?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

looks like a blacksmith's first attempt at a fork

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'll need more context? What is it supposed to be used for? Entré, dessert, stabbing your enemies?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Maybe ruling the seven seas?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How the fuck is a snail supposed to hold a fork??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Snail arms? You know they have arms under the shell right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Melt it down for pissing me off and throw it in the trash.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Why's it look like a foot?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The coke fork.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Looks like a good stabby fork but not so good scoopy fork.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel like it's meant specifically for crab and lobster.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Now hold on guys. This may not be a cereal bowl fork, but it's got uses. Cheese fork. Get that smoked square Gouda box and use this instead of a tooth pick. Bigly, I want it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

If it aint' for shelfish it's a bad fork.

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