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[–] 93 points 2 years ago (19 children)

This whole thing about Sweeny's boobs is the weirdest astroturfed chud campaign in a while. I still don't understand what is "anti-woke" about big boobs?

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (15 children)

    I think it's a popularity drive, they are trying to psychologically short circuit people: hey you, you like tits? so do we, sadly the woke crowd do not, tut tut

    similar to how advertisers describe their cereal as crunchy in order to imply that their competitor's cereal is not also crunchy

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (14 children)

    This is going to end up working isn't it? what-the-hell

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    wasn't there some small time actress more famous for nude modelling who had good politics? we need her back

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    So here's the thing as I see it: conservatives have/(I argue) had lightning in their hands with memes about avoiding taxes. That shit is funny as fuck. Evading the IRS agent, capsizing your boat, etc. are all a really good playing field to get people to warm up to your side. I don't think they did a good job making sure that stayed in the zeitgeist because it's so much easier to think of conservatives as people who don't like woke things. So instead of seeing them desparados and cowboys, you see a black person in media, roll your eyes, and think "my weird uncle would hate this." Bringing the taxes back up probably has diminishing returns because now it just looks like another bid to get you to dislike shit.

    Now you have another battlefield where there's a "national divorce" where, by some stroke of luck, the left ended up with beer, football, and tomboys ( jesse-wtf ). However, the idea is that the right got boobs in the divorce. So now you have a chance, as a conservative memer, to go "oh my god, the right likes to princess carry and look down at the boobs, the left likes to be princess carried." Unfortunately, you as a conservative, are not normal about women and instead like to get into diatribes defining womanhood (but DEFINITELY not gender expression). The main thrust at the moment is going to be talking about BODACIOUS ta-tas and how 1950s coded this woman is. Oh my god she's so bubbly and no other woman in my life acts bubbly. You can never be the party where women are free to express themselves because, frankly, you're the people who want to have a say in their healthcare. You would rather the single family unit be the main building block of society (you're not even the party of the clan). At best you're Colby Covington with paid models, but Megan Thee Stallion is never going to be scantily clad for freedom the way she is for anime.

    So even if it could work and you could have a fierce competitor for national popularity, you won't. They're not cool. They can never be cool. Even country music was cooler before conservatives got ahold of it.

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    [–] 64 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    How did they get like this? What do they even think "woke" means at this point?

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What do they even think "woke" means at this point?

    Decency, empathy, tolerance, equality, reproductive rights, etc - it's a very, very long list.

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    [–] 59 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    first they came for the bodacious ta-tas and I was like "wtf are you talking about you old bastard"

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    [–] 55 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    What about young people being extremely sex positive made people thing that tits were frowned upon

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Fucking millenials didn't say "Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd" when they saw Sydney Australia's breasts

    Woke bastards

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Oh, you think wokeism is the answer? Well when I see big tits I turn into a wolf, I start howling, and my tongue flaps out and I have to roll it back up into my mouth because it's like 20 feet long. Then I turn into a steam whistle.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago

    looking down at my bodacious ta-tas and surmising that i am, in fact, not woke

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    posting cringe should not be protected speech

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    [–] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

    So I’m guessing the angle is that the woke mob hates big-breasted women because of body positivity promoting physically unattractive women in the eyes of conservatives. Therefore Sydney being a big-breasted white woman with blonde hair is defying the woke agenda against people like her.

    Kind of a weird hill to die on though. If anything the “woke left” is all in on big boobs with their sex positivity stuff.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Chuds have the mentalities of literal toddlers and think that "support for x" must necessarily mean "we hate everything that's not x" no matter how incoherent such a take turns out to be. So "please stop fatshaming people" becomes "the left hates attractive people" and you end up with this nonsense about how the woke mob hates big ol' tonhongerekoogers despite no one ever saying anything of the sort.

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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago

    Rod Dreher: Anti-Bimbofication Watchdog

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    whats sydney sweeny's opinon of this situation

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I was going to say is she like leaning into thisnpr something or does she just have the extremely unfortunate luck of having the worst 30% of the country constantly feeling the need to publicly admit how horny they are for her.

    If she's not endorsing this I really fell bad for her that she's literally been reduced to a pair of tits.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    Asking people to be normal is woke now is my take away here

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    How do you tweet that out and actually not feel embarrassed and actually not delete it? chuds man.

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    [–] 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    All I know about this woman is her boobs. Is she some chud or something? They aren't saying that she said anything "based" or anything.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    She's a prominent white blonde woman and reactionaries have adopted her as the standard for feminine beauty. But they're not even being the normal kind of horny about her. They're saying she's so hot that she invalidates feminism, queerness, and being woke. Sweeney herself hasn't said anything like this. The closest thing to a political statement she's made is one time her brother posted pictures from their mother's 60th birthday and a few people were wearing parody MAGA hats. Sweeney then told everyone to chill out, but didn't say anything that sounded political at all. She's probably a standard rich Hollywood lib.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Listen, I like boobs. I like them a lot. But what the fuck is going on with these people?

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Me when I'm definitely heterosexual and attracted to women's breasts

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    What's it called when someone is so deep in the closet that they're past Narnia?

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    the prayers and hypno youtube videos are working Rod, you sound really straight now

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