Nuclear hellfire? Don't you threaten me with a good time
TIE ME TO THE MISSILE AND FIRE ME AT MOSCOW
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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Fun fact: For Oliver Stone’s Putin documentary, the two of them sat and watched Dr. Strangelove, on camera. It was as tense and awkward as you might expect.
Your (rambo?) meme crashed my shit, all up in their shit.
But they are le tired
So take a nap.
THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Dam, taht is a sweeett earth
WRONG!
Australia can come too
What miserable assholes downvoted you?
Did they? 🤷♂️
Four people at the time of this posting, yeah. What's stumping me is why
Idk, it's not like it ruins my day or anything lol
Indood.
Germany doesn't have nukes tho. The nukes in the country are all American property.
Same goes for Belgium, Italy, and Turkey. But I won’t let that interfere with my appreciation for the meme.
Officially we don't. We merely have American military bases with American planes and suspicious payloads that the government refuses to comment on.
I've wondered what that would mean in practice in different scenarios. If NATO command structure was atomized (RIP the city of Mons, no-one really liked you but thanks for the sacrifice o7), would the Belgian army make the call to fire ze missiles anyway? Or does the highest-ranked American make that call?
What is wrong with Mons? How did that ancient city hurt you?
Real answer: nothing, just regional banter
Noncredible answer: That terrible, poor, almost-french city hasn't managed to finish its train station in decades (it's 1000 % over budget and 10 years late). This demonstrates why their population has therefore rightly been declared as expandable to protect Brussels.
Fair. Bye, Mons.
Expandable? What ya fuckers set up a breeding program there? The Canadians are right Belgians really as are disgusting creatures.
And missed off is the UK which has it's own nukes^*
^* please ensure all targets are kept within a 500m radius of the firing submarine.
Does the firing sub also count as a target?
Yeah, I'm surprisingly OK with that...
As long as Boeing hasn't contributed to D&R..
For now. If Trump withdraws the US from NATO all bets are off.
yay mutually assured destruction!
They're all MAD
Germany is on there but not the UK? Stop nerfing our ego!
I thought you guys joined the US with Brexit
FATALITY!!
Soon...
If we cut Scotland off from the pack I bet we can beat the EU's offer.
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Our nukes strike fear into anyone who happens to be within a couple hundred meters of our launch sites while not wearing a good helmet.
My nuke is SHINY AND CHROME