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[–] [email protected] 72 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is like Mars Attacks when they're walking around with the translator saying "we come in peace" while blasting the shit out of every human they find.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Do not run, we are your friends!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Since February 9, the average number of trucks that entered Gaza daily was about 55, compared with 500 that used to enter before the start of the conflict, according to the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA). Source

They're trying so hard guys

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

A lot of those trucks are trying to enter through Egypt, not Israel.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Indeed so why does israel assume control over it?

Rafah Border Crossing

Egypt controls the crossing but imports through the Rafah crossing require Israeli approval

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Which Israel repeatedly bombed when Egypt let trucks enter.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I think they’re confusing bullets and bombs with aid.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

The soldiers confused bread with guns so it is actually plausible

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Perhaps they are talking about Molotov bread baskets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

People won't starve if they're dead.

(/s)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

4 - Lies

3 - Damn dirty lies

2 - Statistics

1 - Israel saying it's trying to flood Gaza with aid

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Missed the end of the headline

Israel says it is trying to flood Gaza with aid from hydro engineers and a Dam Busters documentary

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Yeah sure, they are deffo trying to flood so much aid by rejecting most of the aid that’s trying to come to the country. Absolutely not an attempt to commit genocide to the Palestinian ppl whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

This has very "I have tons of black friends" vibes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sure, if bombs count as aid…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Entropic charity

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Death, the greatest aid of all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I guess you can't starve if you're dead from a gunshot wound.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

You are not cold, hungry, or sick if you are dead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

"Aid" means "Bombs" in Hebrew. Hope that clears it up

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Thanos style aid