I have no problem with new players provided you're willing to learn, listen and be cooperative. It's easy to fall into a bit of main character syndrome but as long as you're willing to receive feedback then you are genuinely already going to be better than like... 60%, minimum, of other online players.

I've been fleshing out a world, nations, factions, gods, and various potential plotlines for the past year or so. Should be done in the next 1-4 weeks, likely sooner than later. If you're actually interested (or if anyone is), just shoot me a message. The only thing that I actively require from my players is a DnD Beyond account, a Discord account, a sense of humor, a spark of imagination and a goal to both play your story and uplift others in theirs. I cannot guarantee that you'll be able to play just by messaging, i'm going to end up interviewing people to an extent and judging vibes. Want to make sure everyone is chill and ready to get along with one another. But by all means, my messages are open.

Honestly they always are but no one ever messages me... Well outside of the occasional newbie who is trying to figure out Lemmy, sees my username a lot and goes "He probably knows how it works!" Which, fair. I do. Good person to ask lol

The DM having to deal with all of them

Newfoundland, or shortened as NFLD, is an island on the east coast of Canada. It's also where I'm from. We have a very distinct identity and culture both as people who live on an island as well as people who have an insanely distinct dialect/culture. I heard an Irish comedian describe us as an island full of "that weird Irish uncle everyone has". It's not totally wrong. Certain songs also heavily trigger the Newfie pride. One of those songs is called Heave Away, often called a Newfie Anthem. There are a couple of others, such as Rant and Roar, but this one gets brought up the most.

This is Heave Away as performed by The Fables, a Newfie Celtic band - https://youtu.be/mlimZYGsT-o

This is Rant and Roar as performed by Great Big Sea, another Newfie Celtic band - https://youtu.be/4KCOTtYPRfY

And then a bonus song of Excursion Around The Bay, a traditional Newfie song, also performed by Great Big Sea. Includes a very short interview about the song too - https://youtu.be/Kqz6mLRYHj4

Both of those songs are VERY indicative of everything about Newfoundland. Music means a lot to us.

Which is odd given that Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada.

Yup. That line stings too, especially when I do not shut up with gay jokes. It's just homophobic as shit nine times out of ten.

Correct.

It's purple.

Some dudes adopt the mannerisms to show that they're gay. Other dudes have the mannerisms from the start. It doesn't make a single lick of sense to me either. People are just people.

Ajaxx63 has some some nice fuckboi clothes too. Basically the same shit you'd see straight rednecks wearing but gay. Love it.

Basically my reaction. You've got giant muscley men who are near naked and sweaty that are rubbing all over each other. Umm... it's just softcore porn. Why wouldn't I like it? Just not enough hairy dudes.

I'm lucky it was in English considering my latest sleep schedule.

I ended up writing a whole ass Shakespearean threat towards one of the Admin, voice recorded it and sent it to them on Discord lol

I wear a chain with a padlock around my neck, that's not enough?