i was once with my kids at the park.
a mom my kids were playing with started talking to me.
she began complaining about tentacle hentai...
had to act like I never heard of that.
not sure if that counts as a normal conversation.
The fact that a stranger/acquaintance thought that was an appropriate conversation in a park with kids around says a lot more about her than it does about you. I'd feel more comfortable around someone who secretly likes it than someone who openly talks about hating it.
I'd say she got undiagnosed autism or something. but then again, I have diagnosed autism and know not to talk about tentacle hentai to strangers
We don't count??
not sure about you. but i can go from 1,2,3 all the way until I get bored
I'm not sure about you, either, because I can go from 1,2,3 all the way until I get boned.
What's there to complain about? Did she some how run out of tentacle hentai?
how would you feel to learn about tentacle porn, and also that there are no fuckeable tentacle monsters in real life?
Wait, sex is real?
is it?
mine is mostly imaginary
Can we agree that it is strange.
because those tentacles aren't doing anything, they are only playing with their beaks.
and getting eaten out by a sharp beak hurts my clitoris, and I am a cis dude.
Them gotdang’ol tentacles I tell you hwat.
Are you sure she wasn't "subtly" trying to bring it up to you to test the waters to see if you might want to get freaky?
probably, but the question is not which one, but how many STDs would be involved
The trick is to get enough STDs at the same time, that way they all kill each other.
Wow now that sounds like a bad ^dragon^ dream
gosh I would never choose to have that kink!
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we don't choose the kinks we have, the kinks we have choose us
Oh no, that sounds terrible! Now let’s both take the BDSM Test to make sure we know what other kinks to steer clear of.
Now why did you have to go and post this? I guess I need to figure out what "submissive" and "rope bunny" mean now.
A good time, typically.
I took the test for fun and randomly picked answers.
Rope bunny? Brat?
(Principal Skinner meme)
I took the test for fun and randomly picked answers.
If you say so.
Unless you're in a group of furries. Then it's either a poker face, or suggestive exclamations of OwO and UwU.
ÒwÓ
me when grls r brought up in vanilla conversation:
hm? grlzsies? nevr heard of em -
Coward move. Stand up for yourself
Sometimes it's good to let your freak flag fly, other times you have to pretend you didn't see that look on a coworkers face when someone said "Good Girl"
Yeah, sometimes you gotta pretend you don't get mad leather vibes at the office Halloween party. Gotta leave your worldly awareness at the door. Just let Jenny in accounting be Cat Woman, vanilla style.
I'd be looking askance at whoever it was that said "good girl", TBH. I can't imagine saying that in a workplace to anyone who isn't a literal child.
It was actually said to a therapy dog that was there for the day, but I saw a reaction, then she saw me see the reaction, and we shared that look of "I know you know that I know you know" and we both didn't want to have further complications so it was never brought up.
gosh i wish i had hair like that!
Ngl I typically just avoid or info dump, depending on the company. If they’re direct though I ain’t gonna lie. You opened this can of worms, you’re gonna go fishing.
Though there have been times I have advice but that’s more “the kids are asking age appropriate questions.”
You opened this can of worms, you’re gonna go fishing.
Ohh so that's what that phrase came from.
Quality Stamets post 👍
my friend made me take the bdsm test and it returned 97% vanilla. I don't have this problem lol
Also something I've learned recently is that I'm like super un-sex-driven. Like I have a drive but it's like 10 mins before bed a couple of times a week. I cannot fathom how people could cheat on their partner because they're horny, I just don't really get it.
You know the trend of putting 10 people's phones open with TikTok together and if you get a thirst trap you're out? I did like 20+ and this is the closest I got
As someone with a high sex drive, I still don’t understand cheating. If your horny and your partner isn’t around, or in the mood, just have a wank and go on with your day. It ain’t that difficult.
My kink has never come up in vanilla conversation.
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