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[–] 207 points 1 year ago (34 children)

i was once with my kids at the park.

a mom my kids were playing with started talking to me.

she began complaining about tentacle hentai...

had to act like I never heard of that.

not sure if that counts as a normal conversation.

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  • [–] 150 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    The fact that a stranger/acquaintance thought that was an appropriate conversation in a park with kids around says a lot more about her than it does about you. I'd feel more comfortable around someone who secretly likes it than someone who openly talks about hating it.

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I'd say she got undiagnosed autism or something. but then again, I have diagnosed autism and know not to talk about tentacle hentai to strangers

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    What's there to complain about? Did she some how run out of tentacle hentai?

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    how would you feel to learn about tentacle porn, and also that there are no fuckeable tentacle monsters in real life?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Are you sure she wasn't "subtly" trying to bring it up to you to test the waters to see if you might want to get freaky?

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    gosh I would never choose to have that kink!

    ..

    ...

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Unless you're in a group of furries. Then it's either a poker face, or suggestive exclamations of OwO and UwU.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    me when grls r brought up in vanilla conversation:

    hm? grlzsies? nevr heard of em -

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Coward move. Stand up for yourself

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Sometimes it's good to let your freak flag fly, other times you have to pretend you didn't see that look on a coworkers face when someone said "Good Girl"

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    Yeah, sometimes you gotta pretend you don't get mad leather vibes at the office Halloween party. Gotta leave your worldly awareness at the door. Just let Jenny in accounting be Cat Woman, vanilla style.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'd be looking askance at whoever it was that said "good girl", TBH. I can't imagine saying that in a workplace to anyone who isn't a literal child.

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    [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    [–] 28 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    gosh i wish i had hair like that!

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Ngl I typically just avoid or info dump, depending on the company. If they’re direct though I ain’t gonna lie. You opened this can of worms, you’re gonna go fishing.

    Though there have been times I have advice but that’s more “the kids are asking age appropriate questions.”

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    my friend made me take the bdsm test and it returned 97% vanilla. I don't have this problem lol

    Also something I've learned recently is that I'm like super un-sex-driven. Like I have a drive but it's like 10 mins before bed a couple of times a week. I cannot fathom how people could cheat on their partner because they're horny, I just don't really get it.

    You know the trend of putting 10 people's phones open with TikTok together and if you get a thirst trap you're out? I did like 20+ and this is the closest I got

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    [–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    My kink has never come up in vanilla conversation.

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