i was once with my kids at the park.
a mom my kids were playing with started talking to me.
she began complaining about tentacle hentai...
had to act like I never heard of that.
not sure if that counts as a normal conversation.
i was once with my kids at the park.
a mom my kids were playing with started talking to me.
she began complaining about tentacle hentai...
had to act like I never heard of that.
not sure if that counts as a normal conversation.
gosh I would never choose to have that kink!
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Now why did you have to go and post this? I guess I need to figure out what "submissive" and "rope bunny" mean now.
I took the test for fun and randomly picked answers.
Rope bunny? Brat?
(Principal Skinner meme)
Unless you're in a group of furries. Then it's either a poker face, or suggestive exclamations of OwO and UwU.
me when grls r brought up in vanilla conversation:
hm? grlzsies? nevr heard of em -
Coward move. Stand up for yourself
Sometimes it's good to let your freak flag fly, other times you have to pretend you didn't see that look on a coworkers face when someone said "Good Girl"
Yeah, sometimes you gotta pretend you don't get mad leather vibes at the office Halloween party. Gotta leave your worldly awareness at the door. Just let Jenny in accounting be Cat Woman, vanilla style.
I'd be looking askance at whoever it was that said "good girl", TBH. I can't imagine saying that in a workplace to anyone who isn't a literal child.
It was actually said to a therapy dog that was there for the day, but I saw a reaction, then she saw me see the reaction, and we shared that look of "I know you know that I know you know" and we both didn't want to have further complications so it was never brought up.
gosh i wish i had hair like that!
Ngl I typically just avoid or info dump, depending on the company. If they’re direct though I ain’t gonna lie. You opened this can of worms, you’re gonna go fishing.
Though there have been times I have advice but that’s more “the kids are asking age appropriate questions.”
You opened this can of worms, you’re gonna go fishing.
Ohh so that's what that phrase came from.
Quality Stamets post 👍
my friend made me take the bdsm test and it returned 97% vanilla. I don't have this problem lol
Also something I've learned recently is that I'm like super un-sex-driven. Like I have a drive but it's like 10 mins before bed a couple of times a week. I cannot fathom how people could cheat on their partner because they're horny, I just don't really get it.
You know the trend of putting 10 people's phones open with TikTok together and if you get a thirst trap you're out? I did like 20+ and this is the closest I got

As someone with a high sex drive, I still don’t understand cheating. If your horny and your partner isn’t around, or in the mood, just have a wank and go on with your day. It ain’t that difficult.
My kink has never come up in vanilla conversation.
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