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Just guy things (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago

So in the book he doesn't cobble together random parts, he explicitly picks the best parts across dozens of bodies, even down to the hair.

They implies that he went around dick checking every recently executed corpse for weeks until he found the most perfect and beautiful cock and the most prefect and beautiful balls to go with it.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

Real monster was in his pants all along

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Frankenstein's monster's monster ๐Ÿ˜

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Frankenschlong

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved, contrary to my first intention, to make the being of a gigantic stature, that is to say, about eight feet in height, and proportionably large.

The creature packed.

But since Victor is a simia dei and his creation is flawed from the start he cannot bear him being fruitful and multiplying

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Probably bailed on the idea because he couldn't find a woman corpse that the monster wouldn't split in half...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Probably even less muscle bound women back then than 8ft tall dudes. How he found several let alone 1 8ft tall guy who also happened to be dead is also another question.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I imagine the monster was probably comically disproportionate, like he took the longest shins/thighs/torso he could get.

That or half the monster is parts from a horse...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I don't like the implication that Frankenstein's Monster has a matching set of balls, what's the chance that the two best ones you find come from the same sack?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

We can't even say either of them came in that specific sack!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Do you think he took both balls from the same corpse, or from two different corpses?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

... why stop at two?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Maybe, yeah, if both of them had just one supremely good ball.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I must be crazy, because I don't remember there being any mention of him working with multiple bodies at all, let alone dozens.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a great time for a reread! I know I am lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I mean, not that different to classical nude male statues and the consistent focus on dicks, just biologically instead of built from stone

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Something tells me they didn't go around checking the scrotes of various marble blocks before they began to carve.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

Hey, now, why is it weird? I consider it respectful as Victor wanted him to be as complete as possible. How could he call his creation complete if it was missing a rather fundamental part of a human? Would you call him complete if he only gave him one arm or one leg? Of course not. So Victor has to look for a penis to give him or else his project is left unfinished.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

It's not weird at all; Victor wanted a big dumb corpse man to rail him senseless. Big dreams take dedication and hard work, guys.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've been... makin a man, with blond hair and a tan,

And he's good for relieving my... tension.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I've been makin a man, with quite a crass goal

He's going to ruin my...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Life as a whole

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I'd have thought it would be obvious - no guy would make another guy smooth down there.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

IIRC he decides against making him a mate because he already feels guilty for creating the monster and everything it's done

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

walk this way hobbles up stairs, looks back

the doctor hobbles along the same way

I must say though, that movie kind of creeped me out as a kid. I really didn't like the blind man just trying to be nice but everything going wrong.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Well, Dr. Noonien Soong did as well...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

๐Ÿค”

Data does claim to be fully functional; does that mean he has semen?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He has pores, he has a chemical nutrient similar to blood. Who knows what else he has?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

After she washes her face

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Has anyone here watched Poor Things? Amazing movie.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Nope but now I will.

Cheers!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

i get what they were going for, but I couldn't get over how she was a toddler in an adult body and everyone wanted to fuck her.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah that was so messed up. However in fairness to the guy who fucks her, he didn't know that.

Emma Stone is an incredible actor though. And I like how the movie portrays women's sexuality.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Dr Noonien Soong has entered the chat

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