That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.
Transcript
A photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...
"What do you mean I'm not allowed on the airplane?"
[email protected] would like this
Seeing "spicy pillows" always makes me extremely anxious because of how horribly it can go for anyone near one. This community would be extremely bad for my mental health... ~I joined it...~
It is a bit train wreck-y! I’ve never had one do that, but I sure had the fear of it put in me.
Crossposted.
oh yah ive seen this before. there’s an air pocket inside the battery. if you see this, poke it with a fork! it will let out the air 🙂
just in case someone may not know
but for real do NOT poke a swollen battery. i think it’s obvious to most people here but just in case: do NOT poke a swollen battery.
A poke is dangerous! It needs to be a diagonal slice of at least 1 cm.
No poke, just bite. Got it.
ChatGPT just told a pregnant mother to poke her laptop battery, gj monster.
I read somewhere that some people discharged the battery, and then carefully poked the layer full of gas, and had the battery albeit with only 50% of its previous capacity.
Still a terrible idea.
Thank you for the disclaimer hahaha yah never know... The real danger is when it's getting charged.
that's too long to hold a fart
Seriously. Just prick the swollen part with a sharp needle, it will let out a toot and be good as new.
Good ol' flame toots.
Just in case there's impressionable minds in the comments, do not do this. Also don't eat Tide pods.
An HP with a fucked up battery. Jaw dropping.
It’s like they go out of your way to give you fucked up defective batteries. Then they make their laptops nearly unserviceable, so when I get a replacement battery I tear the shit out of the case to get it open.
And it’s always hp. I’ve had other laptops for 10 years with functioning batteries. These HPs fail in like a year or two. I have one now covered in stickers from all the damage I had to do to open it and replace the battery.
It must be some sort of hobby. Especially with the Elitebook series.
The G1 had a bad charging curve and tended to produce spicy pillows. HP fixed it with a firmware update, and since the G2 had mostly the same design, they were fine.
Then the G3 came out, again with an incorrect charging curve. HP fixed the problem. The G4 were fine.
G5? Bad charging curve… wanna guess if the G6 was affected?
Seems like the battery did the opening for them already, in this case.
Yeah, see maybe that’s their plan. The battery opens the case for you. Brilliant.
Yeah, I had to replace the battery on mine twice already. Last time buying HP for sure.
An HP
Just curious, was this a typo, or do you pronounce Hp Ach Pee?
edit: typo, ironically.
Just curious, was this a type, or do you pronounce Hp Ach Pee?
I’m not even sure where to start with this one.
How do you pronounce it?
haych pee.
Cool Hwip
That how I pronounce it, so I'd write it that way, too.
I am Swedish and say:
HÅPE
It’s not a bomb. Batteries expand when the electrolyte degrades. Once the swelling stops, it’s homeostatic. Totally discharge the battery, open it up, carefully remove or replace the battery. You can most likely use the computer plugged in with the battery removed if you don’t want to buy a new one.
Discharging the battery is the most important step in that process. A discharged battery is very unlikely to combust.
I think the most important step is PPE honestly -- especially when the floor chances for maim or injury is "unlikely".
Here is a guide.
Great point! I always had that available to me at work, so I overlooked it as a step. You’re absolutely correct. Never skimp on safety.
And as you see there, one more important part being, doing it outside, in a place where you have enough air movement and a space where you can immediately chuck it in case it starts doing its thing.
The chance of a discharged battery hurting anyone is 0%. No juice, no fire. I'm in IT and have thrown a few in the fire and shot several. Worst I've seen is one get very hot and burn around the bullet hole, and those had some juice left in them.
Sure, that's probably true (we could quibble over "0%" and the nuances of hyperbole), but my confidence that the clearly damaged battery in front of me is completely discharged and won't cause harm is far less than my confidence in PPE saving my eyesight. When giving information to strangers on the internet, I like to play it conservative.
I dunno, i once discharged a battery and then threw it at my brother. He seemed pretty hurt.
When he said you were D-ranged he just meant what size battery and how far you could throw it.
How would one safely discharge a swollen battery? Just letting the computer run?
Yup. Run it until it shuts down, then power it up into BIOS/EFI until there’s no more sign of life. Turing up screen brightness and streaming video over WiFi will speed things up if you’re in a hurry.
This is accurate information. I just used an old computer and took the battery out of it and used it as a server. Sure, the power goes out and it might corrupt, but you know, it's just for dumb shit.
Whenever I see a puffed up battery, I want to take it to a small range and pop it with a 10J air rifle, seems fun
Sorry, we don't work with pufferfish. Let me walk you to the door.
Just lance the pillow and I’m sure it’ll be fine.
I'm on mobile and youtube hates my VPN lately, so I can't link it, but I highly recommend for everyone to go watch how does an exploding/penetrated battery looks like.
I kind of knew they are a fire hazard, but seeing one actually explode was way way worse than I thought. Exploding batteries are no joke, and everyone should see it at least once.
Another HP battery 😂
Looks fine to me
This had me in stitches. I love these kinds of photos. I'm sure people with cars have way worse "solutions".
Oh god. It's thing now.
you know the computer thing is it plugged in?
A community for memes and posts about tech and IT related rage.
