That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.
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A photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...
I dunno, i once discharged a battery and then threw it at my brother. He seemed pretty hurt.
When he said you were D-ranged he just meant what size battery and how far you could throw it.