[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 207 points 1 year ago

Honestly, based genie. Instead of fucking you over by twisting your wish into something negative, he fucks you over by spending time on small details. At least the latter will likely result in something you actually want, whereas the former will probably suck.

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Rule Back (pawb.social)

Description: an image of a lunging ram, his horns lowered to strike. His horns are the colors of the trans flag. Text in the background says, "Bash Back".

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https://bsky.app/profile/antlersish.bsky.social/post/3ljij36y2dk2e

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Rule Your Herd (pawb.social)

Description: a Border Collie with a rainbow collar, hunched over and snarling with their hackles raised. They are posed protectively in front of a lamb with a trans flag collar. Text above says, "Protect Your Herd".

Source:

https://bsky.app/profile/antlersish.bsky.social/post/3ljg6fpt6r22v

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Vending rule (pawb.social)
[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 141 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow. While I wouldn't say it made me laugh, that is pretty well done. Garfield being like, "I don't fucking care, give me lasagna, Jean" is pretty on-point.

Edit: granted, that kinda is Garfield's entire personality, but it would have been so easy to have Garfield ignore Jean's request and focus entirely on the lasagna.

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Dio (rule) (pawb.social)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by MossyFeathers@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Dio stands on the roof of a McDonald's and pisses into the air conditioner while the Todd Moon watches.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 143 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For people who misread the headline and are confused: one of the people Masterson allegedly raped (her trial specifically is still ongoing according to the article) is firing shots at Linkin Park's new singer because she is a scientologist who turned out in support of Masterson.

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Afaik no one knows where the line between "human-made" and "machine-made" is, so AI-generated imagery is considered public domain (at least for now).

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I recently saw a couple posts on techtakes and holy shit their members are, well, awful. Is this some kinda metajoke or running gag? Their members tend to have positive comment scores despite being massive assholes. That seems out of character for Lemmy which is why I'm confused and wondering if there's some kinda running gag I missed.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by MossyFeathers@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Leading up to his death:


For those of you outside of the community (and possibly wondering why the furry side of social media is on fire), Dragoneer did a hell of a lot for the furry community. FurAffinity is the largest furry art host and social network; he could have sold out and allowed AI, or made the site friendly to corporate advertising, but he didn't.

He intentionally didn't.

If he had, he probably would have been able to afford healthcare, but he didn't.

He died because he wanted to keep the site in the community instead of whoring it out to corporations, resulting in him not having the money for healthcare when he needed it the most. I wish I'd been more aware of what was going on because I would have chipped in to help (if he'd allowed it).

It makes me fucking furious that the US, the country with the highest GDP in the world by 10 TRILLION DOLLARS, still allows this to happen.

RIP Dragoneer, we'll never forget you. Wherever you are, I hope it's filled with fur, feathers, scales and wagging tails.


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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 177 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think I would apologize and then say that I was just trying to be nice by giving her a chance.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 187 points 2 years ago

My phone: "we paused your music/video because you clicked on another video/song/sound clip and we don't want you to get overwhelmed by multiple audio streams"

My computer: "HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S PLAY 57.5 MOVIES AT THE SAME TIME WHILE WE LISTEN TO THE NATURAL SOUNDS OF TRASH COMPACTORS AND WATCH A YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT SAWING YOUR COCK OFF, BITCH!"

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(picture by NCS_artist)

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Rule. (pawb.social)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by MossyFeathers@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Edit: I was trying to make a joke about how her new fondness for the number "34" was because "haha funny sex rule number" aka "rule34".

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 171 points 2 years ago

According to the New Zealand not-for-profit Gender Minorities Aotearoa, the wait time for bottom surgery in the public health system is 10 to 12 years.

Holy shit, that's a long wait time.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 144 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They said the outage was caused by a misconfiguration that resulted in UniSuper’s cloud account being deleted, something that had never happened to Google Cloud before.

Bullshit. I've heard of people having their Google accounts randomly banned or even deleted before. Remember when the Terraria devs cancelled the Stadia port of Terraria because Google randomly banned their account and then took weeks to acknowledge it? The only reason why Google responded so quickly to this is because the super fund manages over $100b and could sue the absolute fuck out of Google.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 176 points 2 years ago

Honestly, Mark Cuban seems like kind of a cool guy, for a billionaire. I'm sure he's done nasty shit, it's basically inevitable that even the most morally and ethically conscious person would have to do something bad in order to become a billionaire; however he doesn't come off as being sociopathically greedy like Musk or Bezos.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 183 points 2 years ago

You know, I couldn't really figure out what this comic was commenting on until now. It's rich people. The lions are rich people "educating" the masses on why they should be thankful that the lions exist.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 153 points 2 years ago

I find it bizarre that it's 2023 and not only is chess still gender-segregated but they're doubling down on it. It makes sense for physical sports, but chess? Really?

Y'all just scared the girls are gonna wipe the board with you.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 194 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Honestly, fuck diamonds in general. Normalize jewelry with unnatural laboratory gems. The old gems are boring, bring on the synthetic glowy gems.

Edit: damn, you can get chunks of reject sapphire made for F35 fighter jet windows on their new store. They've got some pieces over 1kg.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 173 points 2 years ago

Remember when Y2K was going to potentially end the world, but it didn't thanks to experts working 'round the clock?

Remember when corporations turned around and got pissy because Y2K was successfully avoided, claiming that it was all a big hoax?

Remember how it's now taught in some places that Y2K was a hoax and you can't trust experts?

No wonder the world struggled with COVID.

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