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[–] 207 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Honestly, based genie. Instead of fucking you over by twisting your wish into something negative, he fucks you over by spending time on small details. At least the latter will likely result in something you actually want, whereas the former will probably suck.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    After all that I still get brittle bone disease!?!

    What? You said you wanted your Bones less dense, do you know how much bone I had to remove to let you fly with hummingbird wings?

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