I keep one emergency leave day aside so I can celebrate when Rupert Murdoch finally fucking croaks

Yeah his kids are probably no better, perhaps even worse, but god damn I fucking hate that piece of shit

I get pretty violent when I realize I'm talking to a ChatGPT wrapper instead of actual support

I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

They release the tape

Epstein sits alone on the bed in his cell wearing a fancy golf shirt and jeans, the standard prison uniform, according to the FBI

He reaches for a burlap rope from his Acme toolbox with all three of his arms.

As he ties the rope around his neck, his face slowly appears to morph into different actors from royalty-free stock videos.

Once he secured the leather belt around his neck, the couch he was sitting on vanished underneath him, concluding his demise.

Several minutes later, the guards burst through the door to Mr JEFPY ESTÆN's cell. They realize they are too late and conga line dance out of the prison.

They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

I posted this yesterday in LemmyShitpost

Honest to god thought it was a horse barfing in a convenience store. Then someone pointed out that horses can't puke.

The jpegification and motion blur did a lot of heavy lifting. None of the shit in the background makes any sense. Back legs also look kinda weird.

Nations who recognise Palestine:

I miss this kind of confidence I got from cocaine

he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique

ITT:

All other countries without sideloading mandates

We're as shitty as we're legally allowed to be
- Apple

Silver lining: some (possibly state level) bot farm operator considers Lemmy to be prominent enough to be worth spreading propaganda on.

We made it lads