Fun fact: Horses can't vomit.
There's a German saying about that: "Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen" (I've seen horses vomit) implying you've seen everything, even the impossible.
An equivalent to flying pigs?
That would be "Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)". It's a literal translation.
What are we looking at then?
Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.
I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode
AI pic
That seems like a huge design error. Who's responsible for this?
In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.
the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?
If only they did this instead of fucking dying
Tummy hurting. Death it is then.
I just keep feeding them mustard
What’s bojack up to
Just the very usual Bojack activities.
Ate too much cotton candy
Horses can't vomit, so I wonder what the deal with this picture is.
ai
It's almost certainly ai. Ai image models usually contain nudity but that's as taboo as it gets, they never have stuff like feces, vomit or gore in there. It looks like the ai substituted a grain or powder when asked to make vomit.
also real life doesn’t usually have unsquare rugs or gas pumps indoors
So AI is like the alien simulation in Rick and Morty except instead of no nudity, there's no excessive bodily fluids.
"Could you draw the person taking a shit so I know you didn't use AI?"
Ja. Gut so, Jaqueline. Lass alles raus, Jaqueline. Nicht durch die Nasen!
Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."
They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.
"I didn't do fucking SHIT"
I DIDN'T RIG SHIT!
The Orville, or The Good Place
Really enjoying The Orville right now!
Did you start because of me? :)
No but I was coincidentally browsing Lemmy while the intro was rolling
The joy of painting with bob ross
Maybe you havent watched Letterkenny yet
I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.
Smiling Friends would be perfect
I hope that's the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, ... come on, just you and me, we'll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)
PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one "cool". There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).
Donnie Darko. The man's best friend is a giant bunny.
I think it’s his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
That uranium yellow cake will do that to a maf’k
Bojack after cotton candy
can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy
I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don't care).
That fancy soup dispenser is broken again.
Huak tuah
If you hate the picture you just posted, then... you might not wanna watch My Little Pony.
Ok now that I mentioned it, you're probably going to.
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