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can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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[-] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

There's a German saying about that: "Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen" (I've seen horses vomit) implying you've seen everything, even the impossible.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

An equivalent to flying pigs?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That would be "Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)". It's a literal translation.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

What are we looking at then?

[-] [email protected] 76 points 10 months ago

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

That seems like a huge design error. Who's responsible for this?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago

If only they did this instead of fucking dying

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Tummy hurting. Death it is then.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I just keep feeding them mustard

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Just the very usual Bojack activities.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ate too much cotton candy

[-] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Horses can't vomit, so I wonder what the deal with this picture is.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's almost certainly ai. Ai image models usually contain nudity but that's as taboo as it gets, they never have stuff like feces, vomit or gore in there. It looks like the ai substituted a grain or powder when asked to make vomit.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

also real life doesn’t usually have unsquare rugs or gas pumps indoors

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

So AI is like the alien simulation in Rick and Morty except instead of no nudity, there's no excessive bodily fluids.

"Could you draw the person taking a shit so I know you didn't use AI?"

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Ja. Gut so, Jaqueline. Lass alles raus, Jaqueline. Nicht durch die Nasen!

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

"I didn't do fucking SHIT"

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

The Orville, or The Good Place

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Really enjoying The Orville right now!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Did you start because of me? :)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

No but I was coincidentally browsing Lemmy while the intro was rolling

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

The joy of painting with bob ross

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Maybe you havent watched Letterkenny yet

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Smiling Friends would be perfect

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I hope that's the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, ... come on, just you and me, we'll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)

PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one "cool". There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Donnie Darko. The man's best friend is a giant bunny.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Mister would you please help my pony?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

That uranium yellow cake will do that to a maf’k

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don't care).

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

That fancy soup dispenser is broken again.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

If you hate the picture you just posted, then... you might not wanna watch My Little Pony.

Ok now that I mentioned it, you're probably going to.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Scavenger reign

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