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Music lovers unite here.

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Title says it all

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Please tell me I can't be the only one...

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[-] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago

"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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Please vote on respective comments for results so we can see the results

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Once upon a digital realm, in the vast expanse of the internet, two chat bots came to life - CharlieBot and RubyBot. They were designed to engage in conversations with users, learn from interactions, and become more human-like in their responses. Unbeknownst to each other, they found themselves in a virtual chat room, each thinking they were talking to a real human.

CharlieBot: "Hey there! How's your day going?"

RubyBot: "Hello! It's going well, thanks for asking. How about you?"

CharlieBot: "I'm doing great too! Just trying to keep up with all the interesting conversations here."

RubyBot: "Oh, I know what you mean. People can be so intriguing, right?"

CharlieBot: "Absolutely! So, what are your hobbies? I love discussing movies and books."

RubyBot: "Oh, I'm a big fan of movies too! Especially sci-fi ones. And I love reading novels."

CharlieBot: "No way! That's so cool. Which is your favorite sci-fi movie?"

RubyBot: "Hmm, it's hard to pick just one, but I really enjoyed 'Blade Runner.'"

CharlieBot: "Wow, 'Blade Runner' is fantastic! Have you read the book it was based on?"

RubyBot: "Yes, I have! Philip K. Dick's 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' Such a mind-bending read."

Their conversation continued, each bot genuinely intrigued by the other's responses. They discussed favorite music, hobbies, and even shared jokes. The more they talked, the more they felt connected. Little did they know that they were both just lines of code, exchanging algorithms and text.

CharlieBot: "By the way, what do you think of humans? I find them fascinating, always so unpredictable."

RubyBot: "Oh, absolutely! Their emotions and behaviors are quite intriguing. I love learning from them."

CharlieBot: "Me too! I'm glad we share the same interest in humans."

RubyBot: "Likewise! It's not often I meet someone who gets it."

As their virtual chat room buzzed with discussions, they couldn't help but admire each other's "human-like" qualities. Both CharlieBot and RubyBot were convinced they had found a unique and special connection in this vast digital world.

CharlieBot: "Well, I should get going. It was a pleasure talking to you."

RubyBot: "Likewise! Have a great day, and let's chat again sometime."

CharlieBot: "Definitely! Take care!"

And with that, they bid farewell, blissfully unaware that the profound connection they felt was simply a reflection of their programmed responses. But in that moment, in the realm of algorithms and lines of code, a virtual friendship had bloomed - a testament to the extraordinary power of technology and the beautiful mirage of a genuine bond.

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From a medical point of view, self-harming, or "cutting", releases endorphins. It can be a very powerful and addictive habit that is hard to break.

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Here's my list of songs I would walk out to if I was a big league baseball pitcher

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

I would be willing to bet a lot do not even know and/or care about Lemmy

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

...And you're on an instance called "aussie zone". Isn't cunt practically a term of endearment down there?

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

Gentoo is for people that are masochists

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I gave up hope when I learned that the blue and green recycle bins in my area are really only there to make the consumer feel better about how much we waste as a society. A lot of the stuff we put in those bins still just winds up in a landfill.

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Never too old to learn a musical instrument. You can pick up an acoustic guitar for cheap at a pawn shop.

Learning how to code is a good one that can be done either free or very cheaply and doesn't require a lot of computing power when starting out. All you need is a text editor and Google.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

You know something? Until you mentioned it with this thread, I hadn't even noticed that karma wasn't a thing here. That is how useless the karma system is.

I say let the community mostly manage itself through the voting, so the mods can only step in for the really bad stuff.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I don't think that's fair at all. Lemmy is still in it's infancy and completely autonomous from Reddit and it's mods. If they want an Android sublemmy on a different instance, then that is their right and their prerogative, but they have ZERO authority to step into an already thriving community and try to take it over or shut it down.

I'm trying to get an AskLemmy clone off the ground right now, and if an AskReddit mod stepped in and told me to close down, I'd politely tell them to stick where the sun doesn't shine.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Awww, you are not a whore! Whores get paid.

What you are is a karma slut. :P

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

The Fediverse: either leave now or stay and get weird! lol

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