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[–] 78 points 3 years ago (2 children)

"English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

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    [–] 72 points 3 years ago (4 children)
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    [–] 69 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    "Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!"

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  • [–] 57 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 48 points 3 years ago

    Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!

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  • [–] 47 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    "One ring to rule them all..."

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    [–] 43 points 3 years ago

    "It's just a flesh wound"

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  • [–] 42 points 3 years ago

    “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”

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  • [–] 38 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (3 children)

    “Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”

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    [–] 37 points 3 years ago

    Wilson!!!!!

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  • [–] 36 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 34 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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    [–] 33 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 32 points 3 years ago

    I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did naaaht.

    Oh hi Mark.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 30 points 3 years ago

    "THIS. IS. SPARTA."

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago*

    "Quite frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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  • [–] 30 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 30 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    "Merry Christmas you filthy animal! And an happy new year!"

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    [–] 29 points 3 years ago (3 children)
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    [–] 29 points 3 years ago

    You can't handle the truth!

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago

    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain"

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago

    "Say hello to my little friend!"

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  • [–] 26 points 3 years ago*

    The first rule of....

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  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    That’s just like, your opinion man

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    [–] 24 points 3 years ago

    "And my axe!"

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago

    Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

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    Be excellent to each other!

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    I'm not locked in here with you...

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes.

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    “Uh dude, where’s my car”

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago

    Alright, alright, alright.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    There’s no place like home

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    Game over man!

    One ping, only.

    Yer a wizard, Harry

    Hey, you guys!!

    Nazis, I hate these guys.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago

    Tis but a flesh wound.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (4 children)
    • Inconceivable!
    • They're heeere.
    • We're gonna need a bigger boat.
    • Nobody puts baby in a corner.
    • I'm the king of the world!
    • Heyyy Youuu Guuuuys!
    • I'm Batman
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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Dude what does mine say? Sweet what does mine say?

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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    Do you feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?

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