[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Are they helping a moth smoke a cigarette in the background?

Edit:... Those are pins, aren't they?

I love this artist even though I only understand half of their jokes.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Don't step on my corn." ?

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I put neon tape on stuff that I'm likely to lose. That includes my label gun, my wallet, my phone, etc... It helps me remember the tasks I'm trying to complete. Also, I never assumed it was a personal issue. Did your teacher not lose patience with you and stop teaching things that required time? That was my experience.

I'd bounce between subjects and ask too many questions. It helped me learn a lot, but it took a lot of time from other students.

Are we just doing memes, or do we all actually have the same thing?

Edit: I'm being too sassy. Im a little drunk.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Page markers and a label gun will become your best friend. That and a personal journal you struggle to write in because you never memorized spelling. Yes, I'm looking at you.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Insert "hole in popcorn tub" joke here:

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The title seems like a cover-up for a kid who almost died while "ensnared" (quoting the article). Barbed wire isn't as terrifying as people think. It's often confused with razor wire. Barbed wire is for animals; razor wire is generally for humans. All that being said, I do not think I would survive being ensnared by barbed wire during a flood. Fencing laws are a deceptively interesting rabbit hole. I've never thought about this consequence.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Just don't go on a walk at night.

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Was the Uncle, Ray Bradbury?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ooooooh. My bad. I wasn't trying to be topical.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Edit: I'm mixing it up. Gosh darn it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I tried to find a news story about a Florida man being eaten by an alligator, which was later served, but I couldn't find anything.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Like a certain alien species from The Xeelee Sequence?

Edit: woops wrong series. Does anyone know another series with an advanced alien civilization that sends themselves back in time to give birth to themselves? It's right before the heat death of the universe due to another alien species that lives in stars.

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He passed out playing his favorite game.

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The spots on the Orca aren't actually their eyes. Those are spots on my dogs nose.

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The quote is translated and may be apothrical, but the comparison still stands:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels

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Credit to the photographer, "My better half."

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That's our goat run she got herself stuck in

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The other day, I made a post about Firefox's web extensions, specifically for YouTube. A lot of people pointed out Mozilla's recent TOS update, which pertains to selling personal data. I noticed there were no suggestions, though. What alternative would you suggest, Lemmy?

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The other day, I made a post about Firefox's web extensions, specifically for YouTube. A lot of people pointed out Mozilla's recent TOS update, which pertains to selling personal data. I noticed there were no suggestions, though. What alternative would you suggest, Lemmy?

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I tried using the original video title, but it wouldn't let me post that for obvious reasons.

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It can be a bit buggy at times, but when it comes to just playing music with the screen locked, it's perfect.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/video-background-play-fix/

Edit: I forgot to also mention that ad blocker extensions make sailing the seas on mobile much more manageable. Extentions, in general, have been a really nice addition.

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Recently, the Daily show has felt a bit self defeatist, but this episode was on fire!

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I'm a farmer in San Diego County. In fallbrook/ temecula, there's a truck weigh station that's full of ICE operatives near me. Today, they blocked off the entrance to the only road that leads to a bunch of farms, including mine. I personally have a family farm, but I know my neighbors and their employees, and they're hard-working everyday people regardless of their immigration status.

To make a long story short, how do I legally fuck with ICE while they do a raid?

Edit: the only thing I can think of is recording and doing a verbal protest. I could try to share the footage with the local news. Given the current political climate, I'm not sure if they'd care. I don't want to see the people I've existed next to dissappear.

It's here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/MbUzWLDT73swafxf7?g_st=ac

If you know someone who works at Moon Farm Nurseries, fucking tell them RIGHT NOW to lay low. They're compromised.

Edit 2: they took everyone. The fields up and down our road are empty. I couldn't even get a picture because I had to drive past like nothing was happening. Fuck.

Edit 3: a couple of truckers pulled up with double wides and blocked the road. I can't tell whoes side their on. Whish me luck.

Edit 4: I think mite have made a checkpoint for me. I think I'll be fine, but I'm not sure. Live update.

Edit 5: I'm fine, one of the people in the double wide got taken too. Fuck this day. I hope everyone is doing okay.

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