"Don't step on my corn." ?
I put neon tape on stuff that I'm likely to lose. That includes my label gun, my wallet, my phone, etc... It helps me remember the tasks I'm trying to complete. Also, I never assumed it was a personal issue. Did your teacher not lose patience with you and stop teaching things that required time? That was my experience.
I'd bounce between subjects and ask too many questions. It helped me learn a lot, but it took a lot of time from other students.
Are we just doing memes, or do we all actually have the same thing?
Edit: I'm being too sassy. Im a little drunk.
Page markers and a label gun will become your best friend. That and a personal journal you struggle to write in because you never memorized spelling. Yes, I'm looking at you.
Insert "hole in popcorn tub" joke here:
The title seems like a cover-up for a kid who almost died while "ensnared" (quoting the article). Barbed wire isn't as terrifying as people think. It's often confused with razor wire. Barbed wire is for animals; razor wire is generally for humans. All that being said, I do not think I would survive being ensnared by barbed wire during a flood. Fencing laws are a deceptively interesting rabbit hole. I've never thought about this consequence.
Just don't go on a walk at night.
Was the Uncle, Ray Bradbury?
Ooooooh. My bad. I wasn't trying to be topical.
Edit: I'm mixing it up. Gosh darn it.
I tried to find a news story about a Florida man being eaten by an alligator, which was later served, but I couldn't find anything.
Like a certain alien species from The Xeelee Sequence?
Edit: woops wrong series. Does anyone know another series with an advanced alien civilization that sends themselves back in time to give birth to themselves? It's right before the heat death of the universe due to another alien species that lives in stars.
Xanthrax
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Are they helping a moth smoke a cigarette in the background?
Edit:... Those are pins, aren't they?
I love this artist even though I only understand half of their jokes.